Made-up Fall song and album titles

Well. sort of. In the apparent absence of any new Fall material, I thought I’d have a go at coming up with the next LP’s song titles. Here goes:

AN-CRAB! HECKLE(d) WENCH

1. Eng(b)lander In Austria
2. Soundz Like: Posh Splice
3. Cornwall Dross Horse
4. Plush Nebulae
5. Crokus Type
6. You Are Gnomic #2
7. Frail Network
8. r–Ndale
9. Clogged-bog Smith
10. Whelk Legion
11. Clutch Of Voidal Patches
12. Oblong Vector
13. Hinterlanded
14. Jon’s “The Concourse”

Of course, I will be expecting a royalty if Mark decides to use any of these…

Some of these are great... I *love* "Oblong Vector" and "Clogged-bog Smith"

My bets on the latter being the piss-track of the album (c.f. "Crew Filth", "Light/Fireworks")...

These sort of games aren't anywhere near enternaining enough to compensate for the crashing disappointment on realising that that is all they are. Maybe if someone else had done it, but when I saw the name 'Stephen' on the topic I got my hopes up. Sod.

"Textile Worker Listens To The Fall" continues to be a song title in search of a song...

Anyone have any suggestions for the album after this?

They'll just have to put out a re-recorded version of "Nantwich Rostrum Buffoon" as a stopgap.

And on the b-side:

Trait: Imposter!

I'd like to release a piece of music entitled "Having a Damn Good Shit".

Probably best not to.

That lyric fits perfectly into Boxoctosis. I shall sing it around the house and annoy wife/amuse daughter.

That lyric fits perfectly into Boxoctosis. I shall sing it around the house and annoy wife/amuse daughter.

Right. There's another perfectly good Fall tune ruined by this message board. Thankyou VERY much.
Whenever I hear Psykick Dancehall I hear the theme from Countdown thanks to this board.
Now I'm singing,
"Having a shit
Having a shit
Having a damn good shit"
You are all bastards.

Mea maxima culpa

1. Stone-Cold-Marrow-Man

2. Existential Handbagz

3. Wi' Nary A Stitch On (trad. folk song)

4. Upwardly Mobile In Burnage (Where's Me Lighter?)

5. Gravel

6. Wilson's A Hologram

7. Nostalgia-Show-Geek-Man

8. Rock n Pop Filth

9. Wilf Ulay-Opskur

10. Messin' Up The Printworks

-Stretchy Prussians
-Scrutinsize: GOAL!
-Clank-O Fuel
-Campbell's Womb
-The Later
-The Clutterings of Bemoanment
-Franz in Transdniester

[QUOTE=chrisgoodhead,Apr 24 2004, 12:49 AM]
Whenever I hear Psykick Dancehall I hear the theme from Countdown thanks to this board.

If you listen very closely on the deluxe edition of Dragnet you can hear a faint voice saying "I'll take one from the top please Carol"

i misheard that lyric as 'i want to take off your top'


i think it means her head.....very lectorous voice...

thats cos u have a filthy mind...

THE FALL
Unreversed Scribe (Rangeland)

1) Chemical Reggae Guideline Abdicant
2) Missed Her Farm As Cyst
3) Suspicio
4) Tridymite Garbled Calls
5) Hebrew Potion Iconoclast
6) Riviera Epigram
7) Increasable Derelict
8) Orlando Solute
9) Stray Callahan Epitaph
10) Quakeress Liquidness: Noiseless Assignee
11) Abstracted Endwise Lineman
12) Vertex / Comedian Musicality

Those are superb!

For years I thought the opening lyrics of Frightened were

"Sum won Saul, weighs on mite racks
Anne din, add ark rheum, you seem ore, Dan: ute ink"

Basalt n Vinegar
Shedded in Iberia
Overconstrained Brain
Banjo Twanging in Buxton
refuse Devoured
Gallic Trophy-Haulage Inc.

Slurry-mum Housing #Ye

& here's the next album...

PLANTATION CLATTER

1. Stench Placcard
2. Rural Grail
3. “The Flaxen”
4. Oat-lapse
5. Hesitant Lecture
6. Hairline Plenitude Assessment Board
7. Snide-copter
8. Castle Vernacular
9. Inklusivity
10. Manxchester Extent(acle)
11. Clag Monitor
12. Granular Verdikt
13. Snotbatch’d Blotpox ’04-’09
14. H.P.LoveKraftwerk
15. Muted Veal Cloister