My bets on the latter being the piss-track of the album (c.f. "Crew Filth", "Light/Fireworks")...
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| Posted by: Stephen Apr 22 2004, 09:53 PM |
| Well. sort of. In the apparent absence of any new Fall material, I thought I’d have a go at coming up with the next LP’s song titles. Here goes: AN-CRAB! HECKLE(d) WENCH 1. Eng(b)lander In Austria 2. Soundz Like: Posh Splice 3. Cornwall Dross Horse 4. Plush Nebulae 5. Crokus Type 6. You Are Gnomic #2 7. Frail Network 8. r–Ndale 9. Clogged-bog Smith 10. Whelk Legion 11. Clutch Of Voidal Patches 12. Oblong Vector 13. Hinterlanded 14. Jon’s “The Concourse” Of course, I will be expecting a royalty if Mark decides to use any of these… |
| Posted by: Erkton Apr 22 2004, 10:33 PM |
| Some of these are great... I *love* "Oblong Vector" and "Clogged-bog Smith" My bets on the latter being the piss-track of the album (c.f. "Crew Filth", "Light/Fireworks")... |
| Posted by: junk-man Apr 23 2004, 12:24 AM |
| These sort of games aren't anywhere near enternaining enough to compensate for the crashing disappointment on realising that that is all they are. Maybe if someone else had done it, but when I saw the name 'Stephen' on the topic I got my hopes up. Sod. |
| Posted by: JonN Apr 23 2004, 12:34 AM |
| "Textile Worker Listens To The Fall" continues to be a song title in search of a song... |
| Posted by: Stephen Apr 23 2004, 12:52 AM |
| Anyone have any suggestions for the album after this? |
| Posted by: JonN Apr 23 2004, 12:55 AM |
| They'll just have to put out a re-recorded version of "Nantwich Rostrum Buffoon" as a stopgap. |
| Posted by: Stephen Apr 23 2004, 01:03 AM |
| And on the b-side: Trait: Imposter! |
| Posted by: DJAsh Apr 23 2004, 09:12 AM |
| I'd like to release a piece of music entitled "Having a Damn Good Shit". |
| Posted by: Stephen Apr 23 2004, 07:32 PM |
| Probably best not to. |
| Posted by: Granny On Bongos Apr 23 2004, 11:56 PM | ||
 That lyric fits perfectly into Boxoctosis. I shall sing it around the house and annoy wife/amuse daughter. |
| Posted by: chrisgoodhead Apr 24 2004, 12:49 AM | ||||
Right. There's another perfectly good Fall tune ruined by this message board. Thankyou VERY much.  Whenever I hear Psykick Dancehall I hear the theme from Countdown thanks to this board. Now I'm singing, "Having a shit Having a shit Having a damn good shit" You are all bastards.  |
| Posted by: gappy tooth Apr 24 2004, 01:38 AM | ||
Mea maxima culpa   |
| Posted by: Cleric Apr 24 2004, 03:22 AM |
| 1. Stone-Cold-Marrow-Man 2. Existential Handbagz 3. Wi' Nary A Stitch On (trad. folk song) 4. Upwardly Mobile In Burnage (Where's Me Lighter?) 5. Gravel 6. Wilson's A Hologram 7. Nostalgia-Show-Geek-Man 8. Rock n Pop Filth 9. Wilf Ulay-Opskur 10. Messin' Up The Printworks |
| Posted by: Loathsome Traitor Apr 24 2004, 07:05 AM |
| -Stretchy Prussians -Scrutinsize: GOAL! -Clank-O Fuel -Campbell's Womb -The Later -The Clutterings of Bemoanment -Franz in Transdniester |
| Posted by: Cleric Apr 24 2004, 07:20 AM |
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| Posted by: Big Neil Apr 24 2004, 07:31 AM |
| [QUOTE=chrisgoodhead,Apr 24 2004, 12:49 AM] Whenever I hear Psykick Dancehall I hear the theme from Countdown thanks to this board. If you listen very closely on the deluxe edition of Dragnet you can hear a faint voice saying "I'll take one from the top please Carol"  |
| Posted by: fallfandave Apr 24 2004, 07:57 AM |
| i misheard that lyric as 'i want to take off your top' i think it means her head.....very lectorous voice... |
| Posted by: generalist Apr 25 2004, 10:22 PM | ||
thats cos u have a filthy mind...  |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Apr 26 2004, 08:34 AM |
| THE FALL Unreversed Scribe (Rangeland) 1) Chemical Reggae Guideline Abdicant 2) Missed Her Farm As Cyst 3) Suspicio 4) Tridymite Garbled Calls 5) Hebrew Potion Iconoclast 6) Riviera Epigram 7) Increasable Derelict 8) Orlando Solute 9) Stray Callahan Epitaph 10) Quakeress Liquidness: Noiseless Assignee 11) Abstracted Endwise Lineman 12) Vertex / Comedian Musicality |
| Posted by: Stephen Apr 26 2004, 07:12 PM |
| Those are superb! |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Apr 27 2004, 12:47 AM |
| For years I thought the opening lyrics of Frightened were "Sum won Saul, weighs on mite racks Anne din, add ark rheum, you seem ore, Dan: ute ink"  |
| Posted by: DJAsh Apr 27 2004, 07:10 AM |
| Basalt n Vinegar Shedded in Iberia Overconstrained Brain Banjo Twanging in Buxton refuse Devoured Gallic Trophy-Haulage Inc. |
| Posted by: Stephen Apr 27 2004, 10:45 PM |
| Slurry-mum Housing #Ye |
| Posted by: Erkton Apr 27 2004, 11:35 PM | ||
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| Posted by: Stephen Apr 28 2004, 12:54 AM |
| & here's the next album... PLANTATION CLATTER 1. Stench Placcard 2. Rural Grail 3. “The Flaxen” 4. Oat-lapse 5. Hesitant Lecture 6. Hairline Plenitude Assessment Board 7. Snide-copter 8. Castle Vernacular 9. Inklusivity 10. Manxchester Extent(acle) 11. Clag Monitor 12. Granular Verdikt 13. Snotbatch’d Blotpox ’04-’09 14. H.P.LoveKraftwerk 15. Muted Veal Cloister |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Apr 28 2004, 04:20 AM |
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| Posted by: Stephen Apr 28 2004, 07:36 PM |
| Anyone want to have a go at the albums after these? |
| Posted by: Big Neil Apr 28 2004, 10:08 PM | ||
How about "Live in....(insert name of city/town)"  |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Apr 29 2004, 02:05 AM |
| Possible cheesy live album titles: Live Dream of a Casino Soul Concert on the Click High Tension Live Live: the Capitol Room to - Live Hard Live in Concert Spoilt Victorian Live Dog is Live Mollusc in Concert Fantastic Live Livebeat Descendant The Book of Live M-live Live Just Bounces The Live User Syndrome Ten Houses of Live Livetate Live/Fireworks Mike's Live Xexagon-cert |
| Posted by: Martin Apr 29 2004, 02:24 AM | ||
You forgot: LIVErpool 78 |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Apr 29 2004, 03:18 AM |
And 4live8489A-sides  |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Apr 29 2004, 04:06 AM |
| So... how would someone with photoshop chops like to design sleeves for AN-CRAB! HECKLE(d) WENCH UNREVERSED SCRIBE (RANGELAND) PLANTATION CLATTER and the one with "Gravel"( don't know why I find this so funny!) on it? |
| Posted by: generalist Apr 29 2004, 05:17 AM | ||
 what r these then? |
| Posted by: kiespijn Apr 29 2004, 07:16 AM |
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| Posted by: generalist Apr 29 2004, 09:14 AM | ||
these r certainly not the chubby round jowls......  |
| Posted by: fallfandave Apr 29 2004, 10:01 AM |
| mes needs to detox mark...he looks really shit |
| Posted by: Cheruba Apr 29 2004, 10:04 AM |
that picture reminds me of foreskins  |
| Posted by: Cleric Apr 29 2004, 09:57 PM | ||
HOUSEWORK 1. Limb Sponsor (about selling body parts on the internet) 2. H. Shipman's Blues 3. Oy! Git 4. Light-Ent. Man (references to Ted Rogers, et al) 5. Shed Recording #7 6. Thrombosis Kitchen (draws parallels between TV chefs and the increase in deep-vein-thrombosis) 7. Matinee:Idle (rumoured to be a dig at Franz Ferdinand etc.) 8. Shirtz (about shirts) 9. Grout Mission 10. Divvey Counsellor (social worker tackles case of multiple personality disorder) 11. Free Range Version 4.0 |
| Posted by: Erkton Apr 29 2004, 09:59 PM |
| The Fall - "CragMart Tales In C#" Preface: Shopper Art X-ebition Rejekt Leering Halfwit Sluj Ncampment Ntrenched Buffoon(Ery) Clerk's Cranium Rhinoplasty Sogg-d Noize In Auspice! Trump X Flat Trajectory Widjit / Second Resolution Of Willis Pond-Nife Compleat Corridor Of (a)Trophyed Kipple Clug 37 Zombi Drone #3 The Conflagellation Addendum: Rot |
| Posted by: R. Totale Apr 29 2004, 10:50 PM |
| The Fall "Neu Remarques" 1. Poorly 2. Bought Some Fags 3. Welfare Insecticide 4. Smckhd Vst 5. Incarnation(e) 6. Greg's New Pills 7. Eleni's "The Fall" 8. Papal Visit (Squarepusher remix) 9. Dentist 10. Dent(iste) (Frankfurt) |
| Posted by: gappy tooth Apr 29 2004, 11:39 PM | ||
Gig New Prinz?  |
| Posted by: gappy tooth Apr 29 2004, 11:43 PM | ||
yes please!  |
| Posted by: Erkton Apr 30 2004, 12:29 AM |
| The Fall - "Crooked Gap In Eiger" 1. The Next One 2. Statement: Smug 3. Filtered Ramparts Spot A 4. Peat Skeletonge 5. Father Of Klaus, Giro, Markles 6. Crooked Gap In Eiger 7. Tired-Rail 8. Plane Sheen At *6 9. Stubbed Toh 10. Mine Is Proximity 11. Filtered Ramparts Spot B / Filtered Ramparts Spots C & D 12. Stept-up! Trail-forth! 13. Plonnek Gnuts & Volts 14. "Of Their Phalanx" Episode #7 |
| Posted by: Stephen Apr 30 2004, 12:37 AM | ||
Genius! You do realize, don't you, that there will be nothing this brilliantly titled on the real next Fall album? |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Apr 30 2004, 12:41 AM | ||
"Chops" as in technical ability with photoshop... though spending more than 5 mins designing a fake Fall sleeve would be inadvisable seeing that the real sleeve usually look like they're knocked off between pints |
| Posted by: Erkton Apr 30 2004, 01:21 AM | ||
I thought they were beginning to err towards sounding like Pavement song titles, actually...   |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Apr 30 2004, 04:06 AM |
| There's always that danger. |
| Posted by: Punk John Apr 30 2004, 06:01 AM | ||
OK, this took about ten minutes. So that'll be nine minutes longer than the design for the Blackburn DVD then.  |
| Posted by: Davey B Apr 30 2004, 06:08 AM |
| It's a masterpiece. |
| Posted by: Big Neil Apr 30 2004, 07:15 PM |
| My limited imagination could only come up with: Weasel Life; Tuesday 9 a.m. Before I was interupted by the All New Comedy Show or whatever it was called on ITV last night - and how shit was it? Very! |
| Posted by: gappy tooth Apr 30 2004, 08:42 PM | ||||
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| Posted by: fallfandave Apr 30 2004, 09:19 PM |
god i thought this album actually existed for a minute... that is a very feasible album cover that john.... it'd be a laugh to put a mock-up of it on the shelves of hmv .... then someone comes along all excited thinkin its the next fall album...  i suppose theyd soon suss it wasnt though....cos of lack of security tag n shrinkwrap.... might work in a smaller record shop hmmm must be in a cruel mood  |
| Posted by: R. Totale Apr 30 2004, 11:07 PM | ||
LOL at "Statement: Smug" ! |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Apr 30 2004, 11:33 PM | ||
Punk John: that is magnificent! far superior to the UK COTC sleeve too - which is faint praise I suppose.
Yeah, mess with those bastard Fall fans  |
| Posted by: Stephen Apr 30 2004, 11:41 PM |
| Could anyone design the sleeve for "Crooked Gap In Eiger"? |
| Posted by: Punk John May 1 2004, 12:03 AM | ||
Live Fall LPs are very easy to do.  |
| Posted by: worthless recluse May 1 2004, 12:26 AM |
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| Posted by: Punk John May 1 2004, 01:40 AM | ||
Version one, as it would actually look. Features the often-used kaleidoscope effect (see Unutterable, Infotainment, Code Selfish, Shiftwork):  Version two, using photoshop effects other than kaleidoscope! (Oh the horror) I have revived the tradition of using photos of old Manchester buildings which subsequently get demolished after the LP has been released. |
| Posted by: Stephen May 1 2004, 01:46 AM |
| Stunning. |
| Posted by: worthless recluse May 1 2004, 02:27 AM |
| I can't stop laughing at these which is a problem as I'm in work... |
| Posted by: Stephen May 4 2004, 07:17 PM |
| Anyone tempted to design the sleeve for Plantation Clatter? And CragMart Tales In C#, of course. |
| Posted by: Divvey May 5 2004, 12:29 AM |
| Punk John needs a job! he can do that! |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Oct 2 2004, 04:18 AM | ||
Crikey! Minor pre-cog re: What About Us?!Unless MES was inspired by this thread |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Oct 2 2004, 04:25 AM |
| Hope this thread isn't accidentally merged with the real new album thread but I just wanted to revive it  |
| Posted by: Itchload Oct 2 2004, 07:58 AM |
| Oh my god, how'd I miss this one? Can we still play this game? The Fall: Nightmare Ridicule (Hopeless Extravagent) 1. Pestilulent Advertz 2. Vix. Waned Sheik 3. Ripped Genez (palmd) 4. Are/Am Chaotic 5. GenDas Rang 5# 6. Perscription pi(e)ous 7. Samp.8.2/Put that Truck in Overdrive (piss take followed by cover, songwriter not noted) 8. FD. brimmedfork (musically involved number credited solely to MES) 9. Come on Eilein (cover, incorrectly credited to Katerina and the Waves) 10.Nocturne (piss take) 11. Reprise: Eilein.Overdrive.Wake up in City length 48.43 |
| Posted by: kittensschlacht Oct 2 2004, 10:54 AM |
| The INSTITUTE OF VOLKSWAGEN STUDIES E.P.: 1. Excerpt from "Abandoned Volkswagen: Kovno" 2. Squid Prosthetics: Limb 8 3. Hieroglyph-Nerd! 4. Diminutive Slag (Student) 5. Excerpt from "Abandoned Volkswagen: Kovno" #2/The Institute of Volkswagen Studies Reversed |
| Posted by: simonfb Oct 2 2004, 10:59 AM | ||
great this is the time to spoil Eat Yourself Fitter for UK board members over the age of 27 - if i havent done it already "remember you're a womble.. remember you're a womble...remember you're a womble.. remember you're a womble" simon |
| Posted by: kittensschlacht Oct 2 2004, 11:40 AM |
| I think we're overdue an album subtitled "404error@http://www.plaigiarist.com", too. |
| Posted by: Blue Moth Oct 2 2004, 03:42 PM |
| Devil's Walking Stick Pith of Chasm FN Honey and Chelsea Muckrake Bun Moper Bike Tres Gallantry Esq. Ball of Doorways |
| Posted by: Punk John Oct 3 2004, 07:51 AM | ||||
That's better than the new cover art, even if I say so myself. |
| Posted by: Conway Oct 3 2004, 10:10 PM |
| These 2 are bloody good. Punk John, you're hired! |
| Posted by: Dice Man May 27 2005, 08:26 AM |
| Lately I've been stumbling over this. It made me smile for hours! I suggest: THE FRICTIONARY E.P. 1. Osmosin' BeelzeBub 2. Bismarx Telegram (Reworked) 3. Abooze 4. Summary: Siberiaria (Act deleted, Scene unknown) |
| Posted by: Big Chief Mango Chutney XIV May 27 2005, 09:07 AM | ||
Sadly, I suspect that these song titles will turn out to be far more interesting that the actual ones... |
| Posted by: IAMTHEPUCK May 27 2005, 02:03 PM |
| I made a design for the "Hieroglyph-Nerd!" single but I don't know how to post'er. I suppose I need a website to post it at first...? Which I don't have. Don't ask me why there is a single from the INSTITUTE OF VOLKSWAGEN STUDIES E.P. unless "Nerd" is actually an album (or another compilation on the compilation pile) released later(????) |
| Posted by: clayts May 27 2005, 02:36 PM | ||
Open an account at http://photobucket.com/ - free |
| Posted by: IAMTHEPUCK May 27 2005, 03:49 PM |
Thanks Clayts |
| Posted by: chachacha May 27 2005, 04:26 PM |
| so PJ has issued a disclaimer-oh dear, doesnt look good |
| Posted by: dannyno May 27 2005, 08:04 PM | ||
Not on the original, then? Dragnet came out before Channel 4 started broadcasting. Dan |
| Posted by: Anon May 27 2005, 11:41 PM |
| Seems like The Fall are about to unleash a Slates - style mini - LP...... The Fall AM I AM I AM I AM MONGLOID WENCH (-UH) 1) League Of Hexen Ex - Fall Members 2) Insomniac Note Racket - Mob 3) Am I Am I Am I Am Mongloid Wench 4) Shiter! Shita! Shitzer! 5) Blingness (feat. J - Lo.) 6) Sphincter Trail The first 57 copies come with a free copy of Prestwich Ennui, to be handed out by MES dressed as a member of the Village People. |
| Posted by: chachacha May 27 2005, 11:53 PM |
| yeah yeah very funny lets have an official word about the goings on then |
| Posted by: Eelz May 28 2005, 12:16 AM |
| cat gut violator |
| Posted by: worthless recluse May 28 2005, 12:38 AM |
| glad to see my favourite thread ever is back |
| Posted by: gorillabat May 28 2005, 02:14 AM |
I have obtained a pic of The Real New Fall LP's Album Cover through my shady contacts. No tracklist yet, but pic available here: errr.... this is bullshit, by the way. |
| Posted by: Erkton May 28 2005, 04:24 AM | ||
Precog here or wot? |
| Posted by: kingshagcorpse May 28 2005, 04:28 AM |
| i always thought gomez's b side to whippin piccadilly sounded like postman pats theme-like doodak sounds like rusholme ruffians |
| Posted by: Gaz May 28 2005, 04:28 AM | ||||
Mark E. Smith would follow him around, and use his jewels.... |
| Posted by: The Eccles Connection May 28 2005, 04:55 AM | ||
You appear to be implying from this rather jocular submission that Prestwich Ennui is some sort of spoof....you are in a for a bit of a shock! I've seen the reviews and believe me they are pretty conclusive.... |
| Posted by: Anon May 28 2005, 06:11 AM | ||
I have never doubted the existence of Prestwich Ennui! And as for my "jocular submission", all I shall say is that I have my sources..... |
| Posted by: chachacha May 28 2005, 08:01 AM | ||||||
yes, but more than that: i maintain that: MES-kidnapped terry waite blew up man ciity centre brought down the WTC started bosnian war instigated war of terror what the man will do to perpetuate the pschic myth and to source songs glove signifies that he is the hand behind all these events, and the chroniceler (hows tha for bad spelllin) of these deds not forseer |
| Posted by: Gaz May 28 2005, 08:03 AM |
| And he strokes a white cat - Yep, he's a evil super-villan |
| Posted by: chachacha May 28 2005, 08:05 AM |
| all of this for........... one million dollars |
| Posted by: Gaz May 31 2005, 01:43 AM |
| The new albums coming on fine How do I know this? Weird as fuck thing happend about an hour ago - was I walking round Tesco's in prestwich looking for Emma with Sparta Fc playing on my MP3 and (I thought I was cracking up) bumped into the rather lovely Mrs Smith Said hello, told her it was a big mad bumping into her as I was listening to the group at that very second . Realy friendly woman, big smiles. When I asked her how's the new record coming on she said it was fine and sounding good I'm just glad I dident come across as a stalker |
| Posted by: Serial Number 54129 May 31 2005, 01:49 AM | ||
This just in. The new album now contains the track "Stalker In Street/MP3 Vampire Scourge Part 1". Supposedly it's ten minutes long and contains only sampled drums, plinky keyboards and the sound of MES gnashing his teeth very loudly. |
| Posted by: Gaz May 31 2005, 01:53 AM | ||
Oh well, as long as it goes down better then Middle Class Revolt.... |
| Posted by: Serial Number 54129 May 31 2005, 01:56 AM |
| Alternate title: "Fiend With MP3 Player" |
| Posted by: Gaz May 31 2005, 02:03 AM | ||
I told her to say hello to Mark for me...If I meet her again I tell her to avoid you  |
| Posted by: Serial Number 54129 May 31 2005, 02:06 AM | ||||
OK, thanks... I don't want Mark writing any nasty songs about me. |
| Posted by: Gaz May 31 2005, 02:16 AM |
So you're NOT the 'Half wit' mentioned in glam racket?  |
| Posted by: Serial Number 54129 May 31 2005, 02:17 AM | ||
It's very possible. I never put my hand in my pocket, for one thing. |
| Posted by: worthless recluse May 31 2005, 02:45 AM | ||||||
And also I pre-cogged Erkton's message. |
| Posted by: fallchase May 31 2005, 05:14 AM | ||
alright some morrissey stuff |
| Posted by: krischicago Jun 15 2005, 06:44 PM |
| taps fingers.. |
| Posted by: Divvey Jun 15 2005, 10:35 PM | ||
I made this observation when I first heard it, it's the bassline y'know. |
| Posted by: pskov Jun 16 2005, 05:40 AM |
| Yes, this is my first post.... This seems fun, so I'll have a go why not? Ladies and Gentlemen... the new Fall LP: Us Were You When 'How?' Began 1. Salute Yourself 2. Anamatropical Malnuorishment 3. The Fungus Skiffle 4. ApeMan - Can You Hear Yourself?! 5. Us Were You When 'How?' Began 6. Enjoy Heave/Octopus 7. AirPlain 8. Command: Let Loose The Sandpit Rampart 9. What, No Liner Notes? 10. Fungus Skiffle Reprise (Electro Ski Rap Mix) 11. Eat? 12. 18 Ways To Skin This Album 13. Reverse Elocution Reduction 14. Adios Freundlich Amis Mate |
| Posted by: kiespijn Jun 16 2005, 07:22 AM |
| baby you're my destiny |
| Posted by: kiespijn Jun 16 2005, 07:25 AM | ||
While the a side's just like Jimmy Donley's Rockin' Bicycle. Sound sample http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/artist/glance/-/209402/102-1221392-9455363 |
| Posted by: Stephen Jun 16 2005, 07:55 AM | ||
The greatest first post ever! |
| Posted by: Martin Jun 16 2005, 07:58 AM |
| I can't remember my first post...suspect it was nothing amazing, unlike a birth, for example...Can anyone remember the first words they wrote on here? |
| Posted by: Stephen Jun 16 2005, 08:22 AM |
| I've changed this thread title so as not to mislead anyone about the contents. Probably should have done this ages ago. Sorry about that. |
| Posted by: Martin Jun 16 2005, 08:28 AM |
| You could change quite a few thread titles to something like "The Usual Culprits Bore People Once Again With Repetitive And Circular Arguments"...but then again, I would not be unguilty, so maybe not! |
| Posted by: Anon Jun 16 2005, 09:35 AM | ||
Very, very good stuff there. Now you to just need to add some typos in there, make some crappy artwork on Microsoft Paint and it to the shops! |
| Posted by: Gaz Jun 16 2005, 09:44 AM |
| The more new then last new Fall album Dawn et all Persuade sound\z The listener (In a ficx) Ten Pennys worth By number(s) Token reality show contestant Free from improv Personic fied nxt spin Cakes IE: muchies |
| Posted by: pskov Jun 19 2005, 09:45 AM | ||
Ask and ye shall receive:  I changed the name to fit the pillar, but what the hey. In fact, why the hell I bothered to do it in the first place I don't know..... (Probably living out part of the 'I'm in The Fall' fantasy  ) |
| Posted by: Smudger Jun 19 2005, 09:55 AM | ||
No. Probably "Hello wow this is great all these fall fans none of my mates are fall fans so this is great Yes I reckon that was it |
| Posted by: generalist Jun 19 2005, 10:07 AM | ||||
i don't remember the first thing i said on here... but i remember the first thing someone said to me directly - i was asked (by itchload, i think) if i was a nurse or a military type, cos of my username... |
| Posted by: Stephen Jun 19 2005, 10:09 AM | ||
When in fact, you are both... |
| Posted by: generalist Jun 19 2005, 10:11 AM | ||||
us ladies know how to multitask.... |
| Posted by: BEZENBY Jun 19 2005, 10:13 AM |
| I'm drunk better put something in: The Fall - 'OF The On Button' 1. Newbie sinks Purge 2. Partition funk 3. Speak to non-symps 4. Ailing Base Guidance 5. West - east of north 6. Far gone the bum child 7. New to Newton 8. Blane Valley 9. Static Pursuit 10. bez end |
| Posted by: Stephen Jun 19 2005, 10:14 AM | ||||||
If you can injure and heal people, you'll never be short of work. |
| Posted by: generalist Jun 19 2005, 10:17 AM | ||||||||
a cunning plan......... |
| Posted by: Anon Jun 19 2005, 10:55 PM | ||||
The sad thing is that your mock - up will probably be better the the artwork for the actual real new Fall LP.... |
| Posted by: Serial Number 54129 Jun 20 2005, 12:33 AM |
| Conjoined Twin Emulsifier by "Fall Group" 1. Centre Mass 1/2 Center 2. Salford Man #1 3. Gone 2 Forgone Lexicon 4. Macabre! Macawber... 5. Blend Soft -- Exploder Rat 6. A, Centrifuge 7. Lost Guitarist In Pudding Shoppe 8. Jerk Hollow Danser 9. Gaza / Conflate 78 10. Closeout Sale Event (Postponed) 11. Trade Pubs In Prestwich Lunge 12. Lognik! 13. Microphone Strike  |
| Posted by: girlafraid Jun 20 2005, 12:42 AM | ||
that ben... |
| Posted by: cupid's bullet Jun 20 2005, 12:47 AM |
| CAN CAN DO BETTER 1. Met Hasselhoff 2. My Advice 3. On T.V Outtake/Uptake 4. Element Of Debt 5. Won't Do 6. The Day I Said The Word 7. Dave's Eternal Knob-Twiddling 8. Why I Must Work Harder 9. Slow Lane 10. Gr8s On Me 11. Double-Yellow 12. Banned From Camden Well, that's my stab at it |
| Posted by: Blue Moth Jun 21 2005, 02:34 PM |
| Some Minty Glass LP 1 Paramour 3.33 2 The Week in Passing 3.12 3 Yangs Cont'g Ed. 5.58 4 Sunlike Pitch 1.57 5 Brass (in Brambles) 4.08 6 One Gen Foil Orleans 2.43 7 Ram 2.51 8 The Colour from Space 7.13 9 Sicuy's Four Shadows 4.02 10 Ambidexter Pole 3.21 Zoa LP 1 The Poorhouse 2.44 2 Pill Lorries 3.32 3 Terra Fax 2.45 4 Demonia 2.59 5 Tunnel of Nanobirds 4.35 6 The Rats/Mercury 5.12 7 Dancin' Fool 2.27 8 Modal 3.03 9 Silver Machine 2.32 10 Free Gauge with Order 2.12 11 The August Set 3.04 12 Myco Streling Section 2.14 The Fall so prolific they made another album of songs for Zoa before the other one was finished up. (Fictional above is) I'll tell you what, this thread has made me split my sides with laughter. Just don't know what Fall crew would think of it. Here's to MES. |
| Posted by: worthless recluse Jun 22 2005, 01:14 AM | ||
Interesting choice of covers.We must have enough for a parallel universe discography now... I see the thread title has been changed to avoid magazine and website news stories along the lines of, “the Fall have recorded not one but two albums for release later in the year. “Some Minty Glass” and “Zoa” will appear on the Narnack label in the US and on Sanctuary in the rest of the world” etc etc |
| Posted by: Orphiztic Jun 22 2005, 01:58 AM |
| how bout (J)Fools Holland piano waltz ( long note mix) |
| Posted by: A.N. OTHER Jun 22 2005, 02:14 AM |
| when euro vision song contest was on a few months back. i thought The Fall shouuld enter with "(This Is Mah) Euro Vision" THIS IS MAH... EURO-VISON! CAN YOU SEE MAH EURO VISION?! SAVE ALL YOUR KISSES YOUR KISSES FOR ME, YEAH SAVE ALL YOUR KISSES YOUR KISSES FOR ME, YEAHHH THIS IS MAH... EURO-VISON! CAN YOU SEE MAH EURO VISION?! CONGRATUALTIONSSS MY DEAR YOUR ARE A PUPPET ON A STRINNGGG YEAH backing vocals: (BOOM BAM AH BANG!) (BOOM BAM AH BANG!) CAN YOU SEE MAH EURO VISION?! THIS IS MY... EUROVISION ARE YOU MAKIN YOUR MIIIIIIND UP?! HUH HUH? THIS IS MAH... EURO-VISON! CAN YOU SEE MAH EURO VISION?! it could go on for 10 minutes, just add previous uk entry song titles and words in, maybe a few abba toons too. i fuckin hate abba heres my source: http://www.eurosong.net/songs/list.php?country=uk |
| Posted by: JonN Jun 22 2005, 05:47 AM |
Not quite the same thing, but I did this a while back: |
| Posted by: A.N. OTHER Jun 22 2005, 01:09 PM |
| shame it'll never be |
| Posted by: Gaz Jun 22 2005, 01:38 PM |
| Shcmunkish (Formally Headz Roll) 1 Assum(e) 2 Ryder Way 3 Blindness fade owt/Bo Doodak 4 Bus Driver/ing Man 5 U Wanna 6 Wadda Bout Us? 7 Pacifying Joint 8 ClaSP Hands 9 Grooving with Mr.Bloe/Theme from Neighbours 10 Blindness |
| Posted by: fallchase Jun 22 2005, 04:29 PM |
| how about the fall in ohio? and make stuff up about america and such, or better yet have an album called, pirated material class revolt |
| Posted by: odradek Jun 22 2005, 06:58 PM |
| sufjan stevens is already doing an album for each state, supposedly. |
| Posted by: Serial Number 54129 Jun 22 2005, 09:10 PM | ||
Oh good. I can't wait for "Delaware". |
| Posted by: gaffer Jun 23 2005, 01:13 AM |
| Defeat The Retina - AKA The Exposure of Infinity Die Pinnecker Hook Walk Pilf en Rectifier Deceptakon Rolands Will Kabinet (re)shuffle IBN IST ENZ Bar Code Formulate Mauzer Weekend Gillards Death Clock Tommorrow Man (Bowser Entity) Wall of Rooms To Encapsulate - Kronfeld Norbreck Windstorm Maelstrom - 1974 |
| Posted by: fallchase Jun 23 2005, 04:21 PM | ||
he stole my idea, i told ed blaney this months ago at least the idea about ohio |
| Posted by: Stephen Sep 7 2005, 08:08 PM |
| Out soon: Crummy District 1. Up Finger! 2. Districkt 3. Cattle Merger 4. Somerset Glitch 5. Poorhaus 6. Ink-Ludo Altercation 7. Ballotballz 8. Rise Of P.Londoner 9. Extro #9 10. Rogue Ender |
| Posted by: BEZENBY Sep 7 2005, 08:24 PM | ||
how about sleeve notes ala Slates for these tracks? |
| Posted by: Itchload Sep 8 2005, 02:05 AM | ||||
ha, did I really? Don't remember Pretty sure my first post was along the lines of hoping this message board lasted more than a few weeks like the previous ones. |
| Posted by: eatyrselffatter Sep 8 2005, 06:38 AM |
| maybe this is where chris morris got his inspiration for 'the day today's' market report by collaterly sisters. consolidated breath dumps - etc etc |
| Posted by: Rosa Dartle Nov 13 2005, 10:28 AM | ||
Well, I was in the studio and I sneaked out with a partial set-list. I can't vouch for the accuracy of these, and there might be a few more that I missed. Anyway, here's the info I have on the Fall's Ohio album, "Fallchase Manhattan-branch (formerly Pirated Material Class Revolt)" Devo-Lute! Midwest 1953 Newer Puritan Leave The Capitol of Ohio Winter 3, 4, etc. Idiot Joy Cleveland The N.W.Eh Nevermind Petes Rose Sexathon Theme from Erie, Orie The Dayton Technical College of Technical College Anyone else have any details? |
| Posted by: thefrenzexperiment Nov 13 2005, 12:20 PM | ||
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| Posted by: Steve Local Nov 13 2005, 12:54 PM |
| New 6-track seasonal E.P. in time for Christmas: "Halls Decked" 1. Grosse Rot Mensch 2. Crap Wrap - Open The Sox #3 3. 3d. Bit Ingestion 4. Sideboard Remnant 5. X-mas Tag Losses 6. Blue Christmas |
| Posted by: Hench Nov 13 2005, 01:02 PM | ||
Ha! |
| Posted by: fallchase Nov 13 2005, 06:11 PM | ||||
i like that good stuff |
| Posted by: tom_damosuzuki Nov 14 2005, 08:31 PM |
| Bizarrely, I have adopted Stephen's 'Cornwall Dross Horse' into my vocabulary since this topic kicked off... |
| Posted by: Stephen Mar 9 2006, 08:57 PM | ||
Really? In what situations does this phrase come in useful? |
| Posted by: Exopsychicton Mar 9 2006, 09:30 PM |
| Tracklist for ATE OUR DAZE Parliament Pharmacist Watched Too Much Clock Radio D.U.P.E Croyden Ruse M.E Smith's 667th Dream (instruMental) Daze of the Clapper The Tenth Last Interview Pandora's Map Umlat Blues Your Hong Kong is Showing Secret track at the end- Natural Law Voter Survey (Cheers JonN) |
| Posted by: Divvey Mar 9 2006, 09:55 PM | ||
That was me. Took a long time... |
| Posted by: JonN Mar 9 2006, 09:58 PM |
| Stalag Britpop Entranced Tropic Of Libra Muspell's Shadow Omni-Process Internet Kollectiv I Hope I Shall Arrive Soon The New Salford Sound Sampler LP Lost Island Hole In My Shoe [Traffic cover] EXTRA TRACK ON US RELEASE: Hey Ed Blaney |
| Posted by: Hipper Still Mar 9 2006, 10:19 PM |
| Track listing for Bidding Stone Hill Excerpts King George's Way Rock Carving 78/Penknife Horse Less Legible Gorse Responses Windmill Funding Expose Penny-a-day Builders Litter Dump C*&^s Batwalk Nacht Chipping Machine Ranger (Cut Up) 'Photo Opportunity Woods Slope Walk No. 2 Bridge Viewing Wind Farm Victorian Purchase |
| Posted by: The Encrusted Green Mar 9 2006, 10:39 PM |
| Colon Redux 1. Ur Cessation 2. 1919 Disco Man 3. Get Stuffed 4. Eddie Cochran's Nightmare 5. Schmetterlinge Fliegen Aus Meinem Arsch 6. Get Stuffed (slight return) 7. Corollary 8. Hey! On Why 9. MES Channels Dead Poetaster 10. Funeral Direktor |
| Posted by: Divvey Mar 9 2006, 11:06 PM |
| ep. Monster Mash (cover) Cleanville Direkt Frenz disunited EPSE |
| Posted by: JonN Mar 10 2006, 01:14 AM |
| http://invisionfree.com/forums/thefall/index.php?showtopic=9073 |
| Posted by: keir Mar 10 2006, 07:54 AM |
| Shut Yer Fall 1. Ben's Sinister 2. The Day My Pad Went Mad 3. Psuedoku Rag 4. Kensit Ass Club 5. Blog Jam Stupefaction 6. I Can't Find My Keys 7. Shit New Bands 8. u-Plod 9. You've Lost That Loving Feeling 10. Until The Next Time |
| Posted by: JonN Mar 10 2006, 08:34 AM |
| Ionic Tree Skiffle Do What Portend The Matheman Kid In Street My Balloon Ape(s) Of God Kitty [Racey cover] Keep The Change pt.1 Zoo Men Analogue Now! Keep The Change pt.2 |
| Posted by: Stephen Mar 10 2006, 08:36 AM | ||
JonN, you have an uncanny gift for this. Have you thought of sending them to Mark E. Smith? Might come in handy if he hits a dry spell... |
| Posted by: JonN Mar 10 2006, 11:35 AM |
| I sort-of had the idea that he made us "unofficial" to distance himself from future plagiarism accusations.... |
| Posted by: New Profile Razor Unit Mar 14 2006, 08:40 AM |
 Ben was obviuously studying the new album artwork the other day. Using Tools>Magnify you can just make out the track listing: "Hello Boyz we are The Fall" 1 Buy my book 2 Metal Guru (T Rex cover) 3 Tense air collusion 4 Invisible goblin extermination 5 Track listing is in Greek lettering but the Google Greek to English translation tool reveels it as "Papadoupoulos Gonad Transplant" 6 No clicks, no clicks, NO CLICKS! 7 This bit didn't say much 8 Neither did this 9 Who spat? 10 Only 25 minutes 11 Same lineup again blues #15 12 Buy my book (reprise) |
| Posted by: JonN Mar 16 2006, 02:50 AM | ||
| And Within Blurry Man We Break The Seals Head To Toe Anatol Mad-Dog The Broker Chamber Of Errors Misalignment Scuffle Return The Footfalls Baghdad Ballroom Direkt To Sender This Time We'll Get It Right [cover of England football song] Hidden Bonus track: Stefan Cooke's New Cadillac Speaking to the Observer magazine, Mark E.Smith explained the "zeitgeist-surfing" way the new Fall album had made it to outselling James Blunt as the biggest release of the year:
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| Posted by: JonN Jan 15 2009, 05:49 AM |
| Sugarcube Acid, now being mixed by Grant Showbiz, no release date yet: 1. I Am Kalzoon 2. Bad Credit Report 3. Counterflict 4. Wake Your Daddy 5. Benefiction 6. Robot Spider 7. Lucky Number [Lene Lovich cover] 8. Desist 9. No Accommodation 10. Renewal Notice |
| Posted by: DJAsh Jan 15 2009, 05:51 AM |
| That crept up on us! |
| Posted by: JonN Jan 15 2009, 06:02 AM |
| The real shock is the return of SHanley. |
| Posted by: the unseen Jan 15 2009, 06:20 AM | ||
But will it mark a return to FORM?  |
| Posted by: SonofAlways Jan 15 2009, 06:27 AM |
| Well at least its not 3 rockabilly covers and 8 "originals" that all sound the same. Seriously, though, it would be nice if we occasionally got actual news regarding the group's recording activities. I hear there are (were) sessions taking place, but will we ever get details? We will like f***. Not until he wants us to buy the thing. |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 18 2009, 03:25 AM |
| I love this and will do it every day for the rest of my life. PLATELET EXCHANGE 1) Claymation Take-Down! 2) Too Short a Reprieve 3) X-Pollinated 4) VHS of Poldark 5) Brain Salad Rhinoplasty 6) Snakes and Ladders Sh*thead 7) Apple Scruffs (George Harrison Cover) 8) Platet(te) X-Change 9) David Crosby's Carbine 10) Easier with Truncators 11) The Hatred of Ombudsman Fowler 12) Resent Your Peers 13) Peer, Pears, &c 14) Snakes Ladder 2# |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 19 2009, 09:50 AM |
| PARTISAN SLUMP CHRONICKLE 1) Inasmuch 2) Cluster Fu Afterimage Of 3) Hey! Aristophanes 4) Barely Accepted by Titled Committee 5) Aforementioned Brick-Wad 6) Hester 7) The Average Giraffe (Cover) 8) God Damn Mix Tape 9) Should Have Been Numb. #7 10) Descartes and His Crimes (Children's Vers.) 11) Partisan Slump-Dump 12) Day-Kart Crimespree / Avg. Giraffe Reducks 13) Parisiana Part I Rev. |
| Posted by: DJAsh Jan 19 2009, 11:45 AM |
| VACANT-AGHAST Pressing On Subtle Pramland Tumbleweed Cumbrian Invasion Postponed Dirty Track 2 Empty Shine Devious Suit Flying Shuttle Metatarsal Dirty Track 1 Yorkie Bark Open the Pits Blank Fizog |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 19 2009, 09:37 PM |
| SHAMBLE CORPSE 1) Alarum in Politburo 2) Mr. Pang's Caravan Derailed 3) Larcenist's Last Redoubt 4) Infantry Advances 1, 3-4 5) Laying Waste to Penmanship 6) Ashkenaz Identity Theft 7) Bov.21 8) Careless Whispers (Wham Cover) 9) Reprint of Pravda 10) Tetris Whelk 11) Found It In Dinge 12) Pelt Wanker Brokedown 13) Sh!t Singer Sneaks This One By |
| Posted by: Faust Banana Jan 20 2009, 06:16 AM |
| 'Revenj' EP 1. (Pritch) On Rakk 2. Weetabrix. 3. Una, Dos, Tres. 4. Bramah Chameleon (Culture Club 'reworking') 5. Watts Going On? (Marvin Gaye 'reworking') MES gives a vitriolic (drunken) rant against some former members. |
| Posted by: DJAsh Jan 21 2009, 10:10 AM |
| SUBTERFUGE IN ALBION EP Lets Go Fizzy Mappa Mundi Twigcrack Ponderous Tractor Light |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 21 2009, 07:12 PM |
| MINOR PRE COG OBSERVATION THREAD (WITH LOOSE ACCURACY) 1) Penguin! 4# 2) Carbo-Load 3) I'm an Inter-Mingler 4) Bag-Soul Gives Account, Etc. 5) Burt Reynolds as Exemplar 6) Daft Song 7) Get Yer Berings (Out) 8) New Zeal. Lad Fails It 9) I've Seen the Minister 10) Dave Wakeling Got Fat 11) Lawgiver Commands! 12) Gramophone, Harlot 13) Abrade/Upbraid 14) Bobbi Sue (Oak Ridge Boys Cover) 15) Gram, Horlet(te) Version |
| Posted by: Gaz Jan 21 2009, 07:22 PM |
| Wolfenberg Banquet 1 Knolweage 2 Open Out 3 Twenty More Reasons. 4 The Re-discovery Of Auximenes 5 After All These Years 6 Lady With Pink Bag 7 Call Time 8 Wolfenberg Banquet 9 Fall Chant #3 10 End Op!! Terror |
| Posted by: EAgas1 Jan 21 2009, 10:08 PM |
| This has to the funniest thread i have ever read on this forum Like some posters before i stumbled on to this website at work and within minutes was getting quizacal looks from colleagues and the repsonse of ' what's so funny about that?' Bit of an in joke i suppose |
| Posted by: Gaz Jan 21 2009, 10:12 PM | ||
Even more funny as some of the suggestion are very convincing |
| Posted by: EAgas1 Jan 21 2009, 11:30 PM |
| I can't resist - my first stab ' Reasonance empirium ' AKA ' The slang theory of Rutland art' 1. Felt 2. Drag man in Gdansk 3. Boat song 4. Movement of A>E Darwin part 1 5. My malt shuffle 6. Escopolist Apologist! 7. Down in Nelson 8. Jake the luminory 9. Movements En. Darwin ( expert ) 10. the gruppe 11. Sinister Waltz ( live ) 12. Four quid bass |
| Posted by: Gaz Jan 21 2009, 11:33 PM | ||
I spat out my tea when I read that! |
| Posted by: Snake Eye Jan 22 2009, 02:28 AM |
| Animal Smarm (formerly the Fall) 1. Harpo's bandage 2. Flaccid Badger Apology sus 3. Love is cool 4. Bracket Factory teabreak 5. Enamel Football 6. Son of Kaka 7. 3 to one the fag pint ratio 8. The curious tale of the semen thief 9. I don't even like feesh 10. Add reply 11. Zebra Presidenté |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 22 2009, 07:55 PM |
| PARSIMONIOUS FATTY LINAMENT (For LAST TIME!) 1) Great Quotations from Former Crises 2) Sedan Refit (Redacted) 3) Grappling Hook Attachment 4) Final Represented Qty. 5) Recompense 6) Borderline Person 7) Krieg Walker-Stassen!!! 8) Southern Nights (Glen Campbell Cover) 9) Parable of Ungracious Offspring 10) Envy of an Eunuch Nation 11) Ailerons Deployed 12) New Avenue of Dispersement 13) Be Not Quick to Judge the Already Damned (Fendahl Iteration) 14) Run Down the Chemists (Other Vers.) |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 23 2009, 04:05 PM |
| MARROW TRANSPLANT REJECTION QUEUE 1) Hells to Hellos 2) Memoirs of Shoddy 3) About Pants No. 3B 4) Marrow Trnsplnt. Rejection Queue 5) Subpar Beef 6) Pist M'Self 7) The Suggestion I; The Orchard 8) The Suggestion II; Component Failure 9) Used That Already 10) I'm Gonna Buy Me a Dog (Monkees Cover) 11) Suggestion 3/Orchard Also 3 12) Past It 13) Carcass Inhabitants 14) Unlisted Spoken Word Piss (Piss Mix) |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 24 2009, 02:00 PM |
| SCHLOCK CARTEL (& Its Pitfalls) 1) Particle Board Miser 2) Crab Crap Flambe 3) Paltry Return on Service Rendered 4) Owensmouth 5) Schlock Cartel Delivers 6) Proper Receptacle (You're A) 7) Mama (Genesis Cover) 8) Rock "Song" 9) Why J. Thunders Faked His Death 10) Insert Big Name Actor 11) Kontrol Gruppe 12) Shackles N' Shoals 13) Katharsis - Timewastes - "Song" des MES |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 25 2009, 08:49 AM |
| NEXT 1 AND OLD FALLS (Leaked Version) 1) The Faux-Sibling Pretext 2) Gnostic an' Out 3) Valet-Man's Oath-Words 4) Pitfalls of Fandom, The 5) Misty Montagne Faggot 6) Carry the 7 7) Adherants of Debris Field 8) PRCLJJ.3 (Oort Cloud) 9) Streets of Your Town (Go-Betweens Cover) 10) I Cudgel Sky Saxon 11) Better Not Fight 12) Peg and Awl Fornicants 13) Shatner! |
| Posted by: Faust Banana Jan 25 2009, 09:36 AM |
| Das Fall Gruppe presenttttt 'Elven Mirror'. 1. Flaxen Newton 2. Octagon Popshot 3. Where's The Fuckin' Kebab? Stavros. 4. Octagon Popshot (Reverse Reprise) 5. Morton Afternoon 6. Pleasant Pheasant Blues 7. Crisis En El Farepak (Suites I, II, III and IV) 8. Cut Carry Rum Bastard 9. Hey! Kerry Katona 10. Flaccid Plumber In Accrington Pub 11. Orpheo Gets A Round In |
| Posted by: elvischomsky Jan 25 2009, 10:47 AM |
| Tit Fuck Hash Key 7. Arrested By Mirth. Sloven After Kid Pouch. Why Then? Yellow Thing Fears. Man Of Bugs. Doom. |
| Posted by: Sven Hassel Schmuck Jan 25 2009, 01:08 PM |
| 1.Cheshire cheese flacidity (after touch of MES) 2. Ball-tagg-addiction, post moon landing. 3.Hot pants (in Smith copy conspiracy) 4. Britney Spears' rectangle. 5. Child posessed as result of smoking ban (part 1) 6. Child posessed as result of smoking ban (part 2) 7.Stevie Nicks (from recently closed Woolworths-ah.) 8. Storytelling skills run out. 9. Terrace mackerel education. 10. Sex-suppressed (water and run round backyard) 11. Woodward defence lawyer (embraces the stufffed corpse of baby Eapen) 12. Hey! recession. The album shall be called "Government begging lett-ah" |
| Posted by: Sven Hassel Schmuck Jan 25 2009, 01:12 PM |
| some of these are pant-wettingly funny. Favourites so far are: Flaccid plumber in Accrington pub Southern nights (Glen Campbell cover) Kontrol gruppe. Can we keep this thread going forever please? |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 25 2009, 04:35 PM |
| SUPERBA 1) Claimant IV's Insights 2) Galaga Whore 3) Lippazaner-Size 4) Pragmatik Jack Loses Steam 5) Here Comes Soft Shell 6) Footballerballer 7) "We Are Teh Fail" 8) Wah Wah Trampolean Fragz. 9) Programme Pre-Empt for Ad Recalib. 10) Palin-Drome 11) Red Rubber Ball (Cyrkle Cover) 12) Graveside, Sun Fails to Rise (Barrington) 13) 1634 C.E. Was Good Times |
| Posted by: thegonzokid Jan 26 2009, 04:11 AM |
Massive Ceramic Trouser Menschen (reprise)  |
| Posted by: Fritter Jan 26 2009, 04:37 AM |
| Bandaged Hand Produce Ikea Peat |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 26 2009, 04:42 AM |
| LIVING FOR DCW/CSP 1) Ague 2) Dream-Coitus w/Cooking Show Presenter 3) Kill-Rate Erotika 4) Challenging Stage 5) Dream-Coitus Realized, Turns Out Crap 6) Pass Hat Gas 7) The Clooector 8) CV Falsifying Serv. 9) Queen of Hearts (Juice Newton Cover) 10) Crust-Choke! 11) Fuckin Play the Drum Part Ya Tosser 12) Mongolian Brothel FRD Spree at 72 13) Agin Ague Again |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 27 2009, 02:46 AM |
| SEND FOR FREE RECORD 1) The Unrest 2) Foreign Detainee National 3) UPC-Me! 4) MES "Fall" Song 5) Arbitrary Punctuation Seals It 6) D. Crypto-Knight 7) (Did I Already Write One Called) Radial Smear 8) Spaz (Elastik Band Cover) 9) Shift-Key Curses 10) Retrospectre 11) Ibid. Citation XX-Ref 12) Ham-Fist 13) Decepticon Cat Toy 14) Ghestahlt Wurm |
| Posted by: thegonzokid Jan 27 2009, 11:08 AM |
| Some poems wot I wrote partly inspired by The Fall... http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/swine/swine_jan09_11.htm |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 27 2009, 01:39 PM |
| LEAFLET AIRDUMP (Rumours Are TRUE!!) 1) Carpal Tunnel Onanism 2) Yank Term 3) Decanter Drainers 3) (HOT) Carla 5) Hey, !6) (Vomit Face Icon Rejoinder) Interlude 7) LIBOR-Aflaime! 8) Some MC5 Cover (MC5 Cover) 9) Necronomicon as Doorstop 10) 7'23" Whatever Was Near Mic 11) More MES Rot 12) Menses Prophet 13) Same Song w/o Shit Intro 14) Burstwich Arse Fiend |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 28 2009, 03:39 AM |
| FROM LONG LONG YEARS EXPERIENCE LP 1) Aerobics Instructor Vs. Zeitgeist 2) Physicks Defied At Last 3) Headway Into Backlog 4) Cork Floor Peanut Shells 5) Trade Proposed for Single Alga 6) Cardiac Unrest 7) Some Aphorisms --Don't-- 8) Masturfull 9) Discog-Pornog Dream 10) Ignorance Worship As Practiced Today 11) Factotum* If Applic. 12) Kaw-Liga (Hank Williams Cover) 13) Bov-37 |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 28 2009, 07:52 PM |
 STYLE-CRAMP LIFE E.P. 1) Crampstyle 12” Ver 2) Fall Title Authentification Protocol 3) Enshrined 4) Hey! Cylon 5) Oblique Strategies Dik-Wad 6) Style Cramp-Camp Campagne |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 28 2009, 07:54 PM |
 FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE! 1) Crack Hose 2) Re-Turn to Forum 3) Same Fall Riff 4) Locke “S” Foils in Attack Position 5) MES Irked Over Lousy Programme 6) Moratorium Upon Vampyre Fiction (NOW!) 7) All Engaged Like 8) Cogent Discourse Tits Up in Ditch 9) Chitinous or What!?!? 10) Take-A-Plotz 11) Pistol-Packin’ Mama (Al Dexter Cover) 12) Cough It Up, Functionary 13) OBGYNRA 14) Ess Foils (Proton Protection Mix) |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 28 2009, 07:57 PM |
 MES SINGS TO $1.98 CHILDREN (Wal-Mart Exclusive) 1) Battz 2) US Rental: Fjord WhingeStar 3) Sent Down 4) MES Stings Children for $1.98 5) Marcy Little to According Gospel 6) Delirium Tremens as S.O.P. 7) Vinegar Syndrome Outbreak in Archive 8) Has N-Word In It. 9) The Reverend Mr. Black (Kingston Trio Cover) 10) Odious Man in Chlamydia Stampede 11) Warm Smell of Colitis 12) Freyed! 13) Crisp Packet Grail |
| Posted by: Faust Banana Jan 29 2009, 01:10 PM |
| The Fall - Oranjeboom Right Back. 1. Gobslopper 2. Arsene Wenger's Funhouse 3. Ya Fuckin' Twat 4. I Twocked Kameron's Byke 5. Hey! Kaka 6. Wonderwall (Oasis cover) 7. Open msg to FOF 8. I Am The Icke Man 9. 51 Year Old Man 10. Landslide Victory |
| Posted by: Völlig Totall Jan 29 2009, 01:16 PM | ||
This is by far the best thread on the forum!Wish i had the skills to contribute to it. |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 29 2009, 01:52 PM |
 FINAL FALL L.P. (ON THIS LABEL) 1) Slum Gentry Deposes Self 2) In Twain 3) A. Lomax Ethno-Forgery Scandal 4) $ Infant Mortality Ra-E-ga 5) Cop-Show Simple 6) Thats It for My Left Hip 7) Inevitable Impotence of Lifelong Lothario 8) Beggars Imagination ™ 9) Fire (Arthur Brown Cover) 10) Still On About Albini 11) No Child Left Intact 12) Wisened None the Wiser |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 29 2009, 02:36 PM |
 HORROR SOUNDS - CHEAP COPY 1) Gruppe Grippe 2) Ring-Tone Slattern Not Without Appeal 3) ToblerPwned 4) Kazoo Uncleansed Since NFIH Session Sees New Use 5) Hentai Mad 6) How I Could Just Kill a Man (Cypress Hill Cover) 7) Killer Mon Jarreaux 8) Cougar Randy: Yes 9) Speed-Racist 10) Haf Found Briks on Face-Book 11) Kal-El--Krypto Zionista 12) Animal Paraffin Display #2 13) J. Cope, Remora-Man |
| Posted by: townieman Jan 30 2009, 07:13 AM |
| FIDEL THE INFIDEL 1) Idiom Idiot 2) Deutchsland Uber Allies 3) Fat Arsed Waster 4) Afghan Lego Juice 5) Furball Wax L5 6) Nomenclature of Gnomes 7) Yo Julio! 8) Bulgarian Bugle Boy 9) Dyslexic Glove Puppet 10) Hardcore Harlots in Harlem |
| Posted by: Völlig Totall Jan 30 2009, 11:28 AM | ||
I like it better than the IWS cover.Same artist? |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 30 2009, 01:46 PM |
 THANK YOU CHOOSING GAS 1) PH Tongue Filament 2) Hac(k)k(e) 3) Sordid But Relevant 4) Legacy Assured, Laureate Self-Asphyxiates 5) LP Track-List Stolen (by APHEX TWIN!) 6) Thetan Volcano Hop 7) Irritating UK Public Figure 9# of ??? 8) Pusher-Luminary Snitch 9) MMMM-Bop (Hanson Cover) 10) Where’s Viv Albertine 11) Cant Wank Hard Enough –Deutsch- 12) Boppe-MMMM (PBS Kids) |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 30 2009, 01:52 PM |
 The Complete Live Recordings 1975 - 2017 (173-disc box set) For track list 1977-Jan 2009 consult gigography. For track list post-Jan 2009 consult pre-cog. For track list pre-1977 consult time lock/alcohol. |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 30 2009, 03:24 PM |
 RHETORIK-ACCELERATOR (FOR NEW-CHANGE ERA) 1) I Collect Micronauts 2) Larder-Raid 3) Harems of the Sixth Estate 4) It’s Knackwurst (Trad.) 5) Wrong Riff Wrong Song No. IXIV 6) Pincer! 7) Half Dead Other Part Goat 8) Phil Roth Fuckwit 9) Rum & Coca-Cola (Andrew Sisters Cover) 10) Adjective Man in Other-Adjective Noun 11) Pocket Pool |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 30 2009, 03:32 PM |
 CONTAINS 4 SHORTS BOING BOING 1) Grateness Thrust Upon Um 2) Counter Errorism 3) Readies 4) Commissioner Gordon’s Pecadillos Revealed 5) Kickyer Fucken Teethin 1 6) Collusion-Ision 7) Wishbone Melee (Recommended!) 8) AEEYYAHHHUHHHH. 9) Suites I-IV Part 2 10) Pat Your Belly (Muppets Cover) 11) Finial Caps It 12) Suites I-IV Part 1 & 2 (4rth Version) 13) Last Bit. |
| Posted by: simon taylor Jan 30 2009, 08:26 PM |
| THE FALL- Mass Retention Spiritual Warning 1. Fairways Lodge & Leisure Club 2. To The OX (IKEA daydream) 3. Hair Cuts for the Kids 4. Western Vernacular 5. FFLAGSS 6. A Weekend in Holmfirth 7. Return to The OX 8. City Cough Drop Blocks 9. Why is Nicky Sad? 10. I Work for The Spook. bonus on LP: Snow (hey oh) red hot chili peppers cover Line up- M.E.S, Elena, Tim, Rob, Dave, Orpheo |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 31 2009, 01:40 PM |
 I COLLECT MICRONAUTS 12” A1) Mikro-Knottes (12” Shit Version) A2) Who’s Fall Next A3) Puppet Man (Enoch Light Cover) B1) Antidoats (Live in Manc.) B2) I Collect Micronauts (Beta Testes Mix) |
| Posted by: rexenduction Jan 31 2009, 01:49 PM |
| (cover art forthcoming) THREAD-LIFE EXTENTION 1) Anti-Body 2) Share Cig. with Biscuit Peddler 3) “Top Car Girl” 4) Motel Cable Drillbit Taylor Screening 5) Merck Mambo 6) Godzilla (cover of theme song from Filmation cartoon series) 7) Member Starwood Luxury Collection 8) 9-9 (Fall original, *not* R.E.M. cover) 9) Dengar’s Bandages 10) Prizewife Forced In as Musician 11) Spent, Sputtering (Less Gtar. Vrsn) 12) Pomme Fritz > 13) Feckwithyer |
| Posted by: thegonzokid Feb 3 2009, 11:04 AM |
This is an ex-shop I saw next to Marks & Spencers in Liverpool city centre, thought it was quite Fall-esque... |
| Posted by: seadog black Feb 4 2009, 02:27 AM |
| THE INCOLLUSION MERGER 1) Futures And Pasts Gone Mad 2) The Joke: Smile 3) I'm Into C.B, Over! Over! 4) Kick The Can Can Summer 5) Is This New Puritan? 6) Clasp Hands Up Billy 7) Mess Of My Ex- Classmates Kids 8) Get A Hotel Bloedel 9) Fantatic Life Just Bounces 10) And Therin These Times 11) Bill Is Dead Beat Descendent 12) Wrong Place, Right Time Enough At Last 13) Underground Medicin-Antidotes-Athelete Cured BONUS E.P 1) What About U.S 80'S- 90'S 2) Oswald Defence Lawyer Live At The Witch Trails 3) Living To Late (Immortality) 4) Terry Waite Sez, Where's The Fucking Taxi Cunt? |
| Posted by: rexenduction Feb 7 2009, 10:17 AM |
| SORRY, THE FALL HAS FINALLY BROKEN UP; HERE’S OUR DEBUT ALBUM By Mark E. Smith Gruppe 1) Weep! Ye Twats 2) False-Sound 3) Debt-Bladder Relief 4) [siz=14][color=RED]WHUP! 5) She Don’t Care About Time (Byrds cover) 6) Sounds Too Much Like Paintwork 7) Pirate Fancy Leads to Sad End 8) Le Ballade de MES 9) More Plank Than Cake 10) Crabs From ‘Er 11) Street Kultur Celebrants (MES Ver.) 12) Weird “Oasis” Tape 13) Fekkit, We Are The Fall (After All) |
| Posted by: rexenduction Feb 7 2009, 10:30 AM |
| FALL-YES! (Jaguar Susspension) 1) Jag-Wire 2) Good “Everning We Are The” Fall 3) Sod It! 4) Counter-Insurgent in Offshore THRPT. 5) Alleged Musician Doesn’t Grasp It 6) The BEST!! 7) Doctor Who Plot-Device Cribbed from Lovecraft 8) Hey! That One Guy 9) Odd Foreign Language Instructional LP 10) Filtered? Or Non? 11) Deserted by Surety 12) Highly Illogical (Leonard Nimoy cover) 13) Practise of Satinism in R-and-R (ESSENTIAL) 14) “Evening We Are The” (Good-Fall Mix) |
| Posted by: DJAsh Feb 7 2009, 10:38 AM | ||
Great avatar ! Wheres it from Simon? |
| Posted by: JokerHystericalFace Feb 7 2009, 11:57 AM |
| The Fall - Spam Filter Abatement Ledger 1. Fall (Pete now) 2. Lit. Prof., Pupil & Poem 3. Swinton Arms 4. UK-FF pre-gig meet cancellation 3. Essence of Myrrh 7. Haemmhorage at Temporal Shift 7. Middles! ~ Out! 8. Cialis Soft Tab +Bonus/hurrie 9. Michael's MSG 10. Post-match Analysis Explanation Revised 11. Cowardice Worker 12. Pokemon vs. Incident 13. Amp-Maintence Rules (1 thru 12, excl. 5) 14. Walking Papers_Abatement |
| Posted by: IAMTHEPUCK Feb 7 2009, 12:44 PM |
| The Fall- Arthur Selent Presents 1. Retailer Stuck 2. Fifth, Eighth 3. Reconciled With Entourage 4. Drop-In Centre (instrumental) 5. Hungry Freaks Daddy/ Sugar Shack (Medly) 6. Avatar! 7. Raul Phenomenon 8. O.P.P. 9. Bingo Noswad Hippie Child 10. Mortgage Resurrection 11. Soggy Yesteryear 12. Look Back Bores |
| Posted by: thegonzokid Feb 9 2009, 01:27 AM |
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| Posted by: simon taylor Feb 9 2009, 08:09 AM |
| Hey DJ ash, It's from Stonehenge. I just happened to be there when the boys stopped off on their way to Leeds in 2007. |
| Posted by: rexenduction Feb 12 2009, 10:45 AM |
| CEPHALOPOD ORGANISATION PROXY (Step Well Back!!) 1) Carapace Burrowers Org. 2) Hey! Stephen Malkmus 3) Opposition Cedes Strategic Pt. 4) Hey! Fucker Out of Louis XIV 5) Demi-Monde 6) Hey! MES 7) The Sacrament Left Foundering 8) Hey! Ed Blaney 9) You Learn (Alanis Morrissette cover) 10) Hey! Person Who Plays Basse in Fall Gruppe 11) Arbitrary Period, Comma. 12) Hey! Ele(a)n(i)e(a) 13) Half-Day-Man -/-The Nearly Prometheus BONUS DISC: 1) Carl’s Wilson Oktagon 2) Remix (of Song) 3) Just Step S’Ways (Sung by Roadie) (Live) 4) Ran Out of Monks Tunes 5) Other Mix Dub (Song) Version |
| Posted by: JokerHystericalFace Feb 12 2009, 12:38 PM | ||
Slipping in a little Ontario reference there, are you, IATP? |
| Posted by: Faust Banana Feb 13 2009, 07:02 AM |
| The Fall - Coal Lackey. 1. Chiles In Chile 2. Hey! Passion Of The Christ 3. Heteroskeletal Princess Duffer 4. First Take #2 5. Othello On Wirez 6. Brookside Omnibus and a Fosters (Easy Like Sunday Morning cover) 7. Styrofoam Gulch Mouth Bonanza 8. Cluedo! 9. PiePiePiePiePiePiePiePiePieeeeee 10. Dr. Karl in New York Bar. |
| Posted by: keddy Feb 14 2009, 12:47 AM |
| Surplus pod prose Absolve Janglers Ablutions Rack ya Rikenbacker Bramah's darma Locamotiv Leipzig Creepfest nest arrangement Teeth in abandoned taxi Totale Returns |
| Posted by: IAMTHEPUCK Feb 15 2009, 08:19 AM | ||||
Yes! |
| Posted by: Buy Kurious! Feb 15 2009, 12:10 PM |
| Rexenduction, how did you do those covers? Is it photoshop or something? They're fucking great (and thegonzokid's)! Good titles, too.  |
| Posted by: thegonzokid Feb 16 2009, 08:53 AM | ||
Ta! I just messed about on Photobucket which is ace. re: song titles, these are titles from the Weekly Workers letters page which sound apt... Radical hat Elephant room Polar Give me space Half-baked Materialist Bravo Chauvinist Misleading Shocking Gaza solidarity Degradation |
| Posted by: rexenduction Feb 16 2009, 07:10 PM | ||
MSPaint, handy scanner, post-it notes, Sharpies, ballpoint pens, whatever's at hand, really. As Fall-style as I can make it. Been too busy to do proper ones for a few weeks now. Thanks! |
| Posted by: rexenduction Feb 20 2009, 12:31 PM |
| THE CORBOMITE MANEOUVRE 1) Decaf Man in OT Logue-Jam 2) Avast!! 3) Mannekin-Pis 4) Krap Kareer 5) That Smell (Skynyrd cover) 6) MES of My 7) Fare-Jak / Arrears 8) Ps. Song #7 9) Sad Lament of Media Courier 10) Kinship 11) Halitosis Woman in Intercourse Debacle 12) Red Fibre (Anagramme for Yer.) |
| Posted by: 799thJim Feb 21 2009, 07:14 AM |
| Tank Top Drudge! 1. Title Not Reference to Old Fall Song 2. False Teeth 3. Tank Top Man 4. Where's my Pipe 5. Ed Blaney's Bluez 6. Cassette Offspring 7. Handbag Song 8. Last Straw (Robert Wyatt cover) 9. Woolworths Penneth 10. The Carp 11. LLandudno Holiday 12. What? |
| Posted by: thegonzokid Feb 21 2009, 11:34 AM |
| Album title: Das Massive Spatula Headfuck VII |
| Posted by: thegonzokid Mar 11 2009, 07:14 AM |
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| Posted by: Exopsychicton Apr 5 2009, 11:06 AM |
| Domino Release, June 09- THE FALL- FIAT URGENCY 1- Hot Cake Reprise 2-Plankton 1 (11 minute instrumental) 3-Abducted Mind 4-Fall Of The Interpreters 5-Hot Cake 6-Third Song In 7-Plankton 2 8- Chino Splashback 9-No Weather Here 10- Funnel of Love 11-Praetor! Praetor! 12-End Pence 13-Take This Job And Shove It 14-Cone |
| Posted by: thegonzokid Apr 6 2009, 10:17 AM |
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| Posted by: Buy Kurious! Apr 6 2009, 11:49 AM |
My first attempts.... |
| Posted by: Buy Kurious! Apr 6 2009, 11:50 AM |
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| Posted by: rainmaster Apr 6 2009, 12:03 PM |
| How do you do that, BK? |
| Posted by: Buy Kurious! Apr 6 2009, 12:07 PM | ||
Just fuck around with MS Paint...badly. |
| Posted by: rainmaster Apr 6 2009, 12:10 PM | ||||
I'll need Rmstr Jnr II to show me how that works! |
| Posted by: rainmaster Apr 29 2009, 10:27 PM |
| New Fall LP Germanic Revulsion Lightwater Valley Spurred On Greenway's Revenge Komettenmelodie (instr. cover) Poncho First Night In Krakow Gok Wan Must Die Broken Hip V2.0 Track Ten Escape From Domino |