Anime Biscuit, Biscuits of Anime

No, that message was specially tailored for this forum, Senor Paul. Not even Vic may see it. Even retarded people know that.

U suck and I hate the fuck out of you and i want you out the fuck of this fucking forum you spit sucking slimy sick
excuse for rotting zombie flesh
that you are and you are too because thats all you fuck is ugly rotting smell of death zombie flesh from every bad
horror flick ever produced your
wretch winch witch hosebag mother was a fucking corpse anyway even from the very begginning when she was
born out of a rank and dirty green diseased
piss filled test tube she is ill with countless sexual diseases because she got them from makin it with the garbage
trash that you and your sleazy
worthless kind do it with and you live like a slob too you dont even flush your hideous toilet or use deodorant so
you smell like the crack of
a bums ass the kind your sister licks with her lizard like forked toungue at lunchtime to get her nourishment at least
when she isnt near a dirty
smell scummy toilet where she can lick and chew and gnaw with her yellow rotting teeth on the lumps of toilet
paper that are filled with vast
quantities hard peanutty lumps of poop and thats what makes up her draino caustic ridden chemically imbalanced
brain too cause she is stupid and
drives a really shitty car the kind that they would use in maacco commercials but its even worse than that cause
they wouldnt even consider using
it in their commercial cause it was too ugly and stinky so she fucked the director for nothing and ate his shit
because she liked it and had to
have it fill her repugnant slut mouth right up to and even beyond the bitches brim just like your ganglean yak anus
loving dick does at the end
of a long night when you come home from the ****** bars because you couldnt get some shit eater like yourself to
piss on you so you have to have
her do it and she doesnt even do it well either because she is more used to pissing on herself which is fine since
she was bread that way to begin
to be a piss drinking whore of the world more than likely even though she gets more than enough practice from all
her white trash scummy trailer
park and gutter whore friends that are always tweeking and shooting up diareaha from leaking rotting corpses
cause their lives are so god damned
miserable and meaningless cause they work at mac donalds eating the stuff from the grease traps and licking the
floor clean in search of pubic hairs
to add to heir collections that they have stuffed between their teeth they should have their faces mashed against
the hot grill and their genitals
cut off made into french fries and deep fried in boiling oil but thats too good for them they should be made to slave
for ronald mac donald for their
entire fucking lives they gleefully chew and suck on that queer ronalds ding a ling all all the ding dong day long for
free cause they love him and
because he is a nazi with masculine black reflective jack boots to shove up their bitch asses ronald boy grinds their
heads into tiny piles of ashes
he laughs at them and makes their lives a living hot breathing hell hell where they belong alongside you getting
your butt reamed by the devils hot
boiling tongue and you will love it too cause you are a chump and demons from all over know that your sisters give
it away for free this is why they
let them live so that I can kill them with my fucking bare hands squeeze their guts out of their stinky rancid cunts
that scientists dont even know
how to describe cause its so god damn gross and smelly everyone within a hundred miles or kilometers or whatever
pukes all over the place these are
good innocent people and your family and you are making them puke i should kill you pump fifty million billion trillion
hot screaming rusty bullets
into your face and body there arent enough bullets in the entire world for you and your poor excuse for a family
they would have to have the factories
make them day and night forever and ever i will shoot you until my gun melts dripping hot metal on your fucking
piece of shit you call a body girls
laugh at you when you go to the beach you have no right to even be seen near water at all cause you surely dont
bathe in it do you fucker head with that
matted uncut dirty seaweed you call hair you are to cheap to even go to supercuts they wouldnt let you in
anyway they will scream and run away from you
but i wont i will shove handgrenades up your filthy butthole but i sure wont forget to wear rubber gloves as thick
as plywood and a gas mask too cause
you fart all the time you stink and kids make fun of you and make you feel like an idiot for doing so but you cant
help it cause your sick demonic
sucking family dinner ritual begins when your mother farts in your dads face while he jacks off on top of your dinner
you enjoy watching his anus open
gaping wide while your mother sticks her tongue into it and sucks out all that ancient shit that wont come out
naturally cause hes so constipated all
the time cause he sits all day at home cause no one will hire him because he looks like a retard and snot is always
running out of his nose onto the
floor by the gallon and you bottle it up in a thermos so you can drink it when you are on the street bumming money
and no one gives it to you but you
give it to them all the way down your throat too and they laugh at you and hit you and beat you and ram steel
girders attached to funny cars into your
measly little balls that you make little girls suck but they throw up i hate you and i havent even begun yet cause
theres so many things fucked up about
you so why cant you just realize that you have no need to even be a part of this galaxy or dimension you arent
even fit to be an alien on star trek mr
spock would kill you on sight he is too smart to let you get away with living and annoying people day and night you
have annoyed everyone on the planet
ten times over they see you coming and get sick to their stomachs i should call up the air force and have them
blow up an atomic bomb in your face and
video tape it so everyone can enjoy watching you get fried on the big screen and we will humiliate you and your
highly inbred family by tieing them up
naked behind a speeding jet car and dragging them all over the salt flats after weve covered it with nails and
broken glass and hot lava you suck shit
i hate you and there arent enough words in the dictionary to describe it so i will say it over and over and brainwash
you into killing yourself you
piece of turd what the hellwhy dont you get the fuck out of this city what are you doing listening this it just
proves what a simple cocksucker shithead
you are get out or fucking kill yourself or are you too god damn fucking chicken you are arent you you fucking
worthless slob i hate you you are ugly get
off of my sidewalk why should i have to put up with you just because you pretend to live here bullshit you are
nothing but bullshit you make me sick of
all that you and your kind do you are taking up my space man and i dont like it not at all damn you go burn your
house down and go to jail and get
buttfucked like you should because you are such a god damn fuckwadded fagacite i should just kill you myself but
that would be much to easy your family
can eat your anus but i wont you stink of swamp shit and i dont have anything to do with swamp shit but you do
because you are and thats why i am telling
you this because im tired of wasting my time looking for ways to annihilate you off the god damn face of this
fucking planet its being taken over by scum
suck fuckers and you are one and i am gonna send you a letter bomb filled with nails and other such horribly
devastating objects to rip your ugly face
completely and totally off the same face that i have to look at everywhere i go im pissed and i want you fucking
out of here even if i have to call in
jets to do it carrying bombs and missiles and butt piercing bullets that will rip your fucking ass off so you will quit
stuffing things up it that dont
belong to you go die you are a piece of dung that isnt worth coming out of a mad cows hairy hemorrhoidal ass i
wanna cut your fucking prick off and feed
it to your kids in the poor district shit head you are brainless and you dont even know how to tie your shoes
because if you did you wouldnt trip so much
would you asshole breath when was the last time you thought of killing yourself its been a long time probably so
why dont you go do it tonight so i can get
some sleep im tired of you waking me up you bastard i will burn your house down i will paint your fucking life black i
want to ruin your donkey dick shit
swallowing cow cunt sucking life and warp the minds of your poor pathetic dirty children so that they will grow up
to be deranged and fuck themselves with
broken glass and roam the streets to get hit by cars i will turn them against you you commie pinko cheadar headed
buttfucker go sell some of your drugs
to your mom so she can overdose and die then you can fuck her like you do your dogs cats and babies you live in
hopes that you will become rich or some
shit like that you wont so fuck you you cant cause you cant do anything good at all except nothing you can do
nothing real good because you are nothing
god damn it you are a piece of the ugliest stinkly asshole of your ever so worthless parents your mother is a whore
and fucks bums and sucks their dicks
and swallows their alcoholic cum cause she cant get enough you let her tongue your asshole and then you shit in
her mouth and she spreads it on your dick
and sucks it off cause she will suck any strange diseased penis for nothing because she has to have it in her mouth
and your dirty pathetic children are
the same way you love to rape your little kids tight pussies because they scream and its the only way you can get
off when you dont have some ugly fat
slobs stinky mildew cunt in your mouth right get the fuck out of here i am going to rip you into pieces and cram
them down the sewer so the rats can eat
you and shit you out of their anuses because you are a rats ass and rats shit and its what you deserve today right
now you lazy fuck go die git leave and
go stick your fat head on a railroad track so it can get squashed or i will nail you to the front of a semi truck and
drive it over a fucking cliff you
son of a bitch you cant comprehend that cause you are too brainless so just fill your house with gas and light a
match you cant even do that you are so
worthless i cant trade you for dirt you cant do anything but take up space you are a vegetable that rots in sewage
and slime you eat bugs and brush your
teeth with piss and defecate on the floor and sleep in it because you love shit and you eat shit you are shit i hate
you you completely suck im not through
yet you deserve all that you can get today now and surely not tomorrow because of the flat worm that you are
slime sucking pus filled bag of cartilage
is what your head is made out of because you sure dont have any brains they have been buttfucked out of your
skull by the dick hungry aliens that spewed
forth from your mamas pussy coming from sucking down all that rancid sticky sperm from fat sweaty drunk and
dirty diseased bums that live in your house
you attract flies and you should be poisoned in your sleep by somebody with lots of money to give to me for killing
your gross asshole with dynamite up
your bug infested butthole you are gross and you eat and lick the insides of porta potties after they have been
abandoned in the desert for years in the
hot sun and you live in them too and thats why you have no reason to exist at all leave this planet you dont even
speak and cohearent language you are
dumb and nothing comes out of your mouth but sludge except cum from your dads herpe ridden dick that is so
small it is too small a meal for even a tiny
little ant you have every sickness in the world you contaminated sloth fuck you to death with an i beam you need
to be raped and beaten within an inch of
your life you shit faced asshole pig fucker you fuck pigs cause you are one you are to stupid to know the
difference between animal cunt and your own you
suck on bricks to pass the time you need to be taken to a junkyard and cut with rusty metal and then have a
corroded drive shaft rammed up your ass by an
entire pro football team you drunk worthless stinky sheep fucker get out of my face you are utterly ugly and
disgusting in unimaginable vast quatities of
ways and means you make me sick take your god damn dog with you too your dog is so stupid you make him eat
the shit out of your asshole cause he is too
dumb to know how to eat dog biscuits he is a mangy mutt that should be put to sleep but they wont waste
perfectly good poison on him he should be run over
by a truck laden with the heaviest of steel and concrete so as to squash him into a pancake that no one will
recognize except of course your whore of a
mother who will scrape it off with her teeth and take it to your messy dirty house to be cooked for dinner so your
dad can get the energy up to fuck your
sisters while listening to you moan and groan as i stick needles into your eyes you dont need to see cause no one
wants to see you you suck and you live
in a man hole but you arent a man you are a worthless pile of shit carrying diseases and you love it i will burn you
with a piece of molten sun go die i
hate you leave this planet you are hated and loathed in every corner of the world even the penguins at the south
pole hate you and want to kill you they
wait day and night for you to step foot on their continent they will freeze you in a block of ice for an eternity if
they even see you and i would drag you
there naked over a dirt road but there is such a long line of people waiting to destroy you and your entire
buttfucking excuse for a family they will
just lynch all of you and rip their guts out and let them run into the street why dont you just save them the
trouble and run into the street right now so
as the cars can run you down into the dirt where you belong you are dirt you eat dirt that has poop in it you suck
on exhaust pipes in your spare time you
haven't the luck to do it long enough to kill yourself climb into my engine compartment so my cars fan can get a
chance to cut your skankly green dick off
so you cant reproduce and make this world even more unbearable for everyone else go eat dead bodies they are
your only source of fucking food cause food
wilts spoils and dies when around your rancid filthy body god hates you too you make my grass die when you walk
down the street i should call the fucking
cops they will arrest you for every crime in the book and you wont be able to run in that silly ass way that you do
cause the cops will have helicopters
and drop napalm on you it is worth losing a whole block if they can get you the cops have a picture of your ugly
pus covered face in every car they own
even the cops on tv have orders to shoot you full of holes on sight you cant hide you never learned how to hide
you are too stupid to grasp the idea of
hide and seek the kids never played with you in school because you dressed like a fucking slob hippy fuck from
some worthless past decade they kicked you
and teased you and made you suck their cocks even the school nurse filled hypos with acid and shot up your
eyeballs as the teachers watched and laughed at
you cause you were fucking dumb they tried to teach you but they couldnt you always had shit in your mouth so
they couldnt understand you fucking rotting
widerbeast cock eater i will smash your fucking face in with a crescent wrench the biggest and heaviest that they
make and then stick your brain in a
blender and feed it to fat people at jenny craigs and watch them puke cause your little brain isnt worth anything
as food much less as garbage it is
garbage but the garbage men will ignore it and pretend it isnt there when i put i out they wont take it cause it will
ruin their truck those trucks cost
alot of money and you owe everyone enough as it is you humongous scumpot buffalo anus chewing blister headed
roach faced whore slime fuck get the fuck out
of here i will run you out of town myself and i wont need marshall dillon to do it because you never heard of him
because your tv sucks and gets shitty
reception cause you are too stupid to attach an antennae to it they wouldnt even sell you one at the tv store
cause you were to cheap to buy basic cable
and you stunk so bad and had so many flies around you laying eggs in your hair you are a maggot nursery you
scared off all the customers everything about
you is totally sick your measly life is pathetic you suck and your whole family sucks go kill your self with a god
damn chainsaw i will cut down the
biggest tree in the world and let it fall on you and squash you into the fucking dirt you are fertilizer that plants and
bugs dont even eat you are truly
non scrumptious to even the lowest of all life forms if rocks were alive they wouldnt touch you either nothing on
this great planet will touch you at least
it was great until you came along my job is to basicly eradicate disintegrate and annihilate you into total
nothingness not even a trace of you has to be
here or it will grow into another one of you and thats all this world needs is another bad sci fi horror show but i
wont mind cause i will get to destroy
you all over again yes and i will too so lets get fucking started shall we i wont show you any mercy cause you dont
deserve any not even from god he is
waiting also to kill the shit out of you he hates you he didnt even make you to begin with that was someone that
broke into his house when he was out
creating another universe cause you have ruined this one with your presence you are trash and you have ruined
this whole universe and now we have to make
spaceships to get the fuck out of here but we wont have to if you destroy yourself now do it scum or i will cave in
your chest with a dozen industrial
strength acme buggs bunny pneumatic jackhammers and rip out your insides and sell it to alpo for dog food but
they will laugh and slam the door cause you
are poison and filth and you have bad taste all one has to do is look ever so slightly into your trashy condemned
piece of shit house and they will scream
and run away your bed is full of bugs and lice and you sleep with bums from third world countries so you can ram
their dirty cocks into your gaping sewer
of a cunt the subway is cleaner than you are you are fucking fucked up man go to the cemetery and dig yourself a
grave and i will throw your ass in and bury
you alive and encase the whole area in super quick dry concrete to make sure you stay there then i will go to your
house and i will microwave all your
stinky smelly mangy pets and watch and laugh as they explode and cover the kitchen walls with blood i will piss
gleefully all over your photographs of your
ridiculous family cause they are mangy like the exploded dogs and cats you fuck in your bedroom i have to torch it
all down to the ground to make it safe
to live for other people that are unfortunate enough to live near you or even remotely pass through the area in
sheer pain and agony you give them all
nightmares you are so hideous and disgusting i will sell grenade launchers to your neighbors so they can so they
can murder your brothers and sisters and
anyone else who has anything to do with you whatsoever in the slightest tiniest bit at all ever i totally hate you
dude or should i say dud that would
certainly be more like it wouldnt it but you cant answer me because i have crammed poisonous lizards into your
face and mouth you suck and are a lowlife
and you and i but mostly i have the need to have every kind of pain known to man and unman and super man ultra
man spider man cool man and the man inflicted
upon you you need to suffer all the time everywhere everyday no matter which vacation spot you try to run away
to i will find you i will punch your titties
into your spine and paralyze you and drop you into a gigantic pool of hungry young maggots and carpet beetles but
you deserve more than that cause you
deserve nothing at all people never listen to you and ignore you because they are sick of the sound of your voice
and i am too and i will run a sears roto
tiller over your head over and over and take pictures of it and pass them around your school with pictures of both
of your parents sucking and fucking giant
prehistoric sloth beasts your dick looks like a dog dick only worse cause that would be offensive to all dogs
everywhere and your cunt looks like a rotted
hole in the side of a ten day old battlefield corpse i would put you on a space ship and blast you off to another
galaxy but it will come back because the
aliens will have nothing to do at all with you you arent even considered by them to be even the lowest of all life
forms you are so fucking useless your
destiny is to rot in your own mind and go crazy and torture yourself for an eternity with oh so brief periods of
normalness so you can forget the torture
you have suffered only to have it happen again a howitzer a blender chopping away at your genitals i will be at the
controls and i will waste your family
and spouse in front of you and have them raped into nothingness by alien beings from other planets and i will sell
tickets and make a fortune so i can live
in splendor you disgusting poor excuse for matter that you are i hate you completely and totally i kill you in my
sleep and when i am awake and so did
everyone else that ever lived ever since the beginning of all time known and unknown even the animals and plants
hate you they would like to see you live
in the streets and set on fire on a daily basis you bastard fuckhole ****** nazi piece of trash bitch fucker and
sucker of all that is repugnant and surely
not to forget as well all that is sickly and gross and disgustingly corroded with puke from a thousand drunken junkie
slimeballs that live in bowling alleys
to die a thousand million deaths isnt even enough for you either and your whore of a girlfriend that needs to have
her head converted into a trash can for
toxic waste that is all she is good for besides a lousy fuck you would have thought she couldnt fuck anything any
more cause she fucks anything that moves
including things that dont move like rocks and hammers and broken wine bottles but it doesnt have to be a wine
bottle or even a broken bottle but she has
had so many thousands of regular bottles up there she has gotten to the point where only broken wine bottles will
fuck her she is a fucking slut mangy fat
whoring bitch and soon even the broken wine bottles will have nothing to do with her then she will have to go back
to rocks and when that peters out she
will have you because trash fucks trash and begets even more trash that you screw also even though it is incest
you bastarding whoring fucking shitty junk
heap of unwanted broken plates with stupid brainless designs on them nobody wants likes or needs you go kill your
head with a blast of ddt you are lower
than the lowly hairy dangling dick of a sewer roach scummy gross idiot you are trash i will kick your god damn fuck
ass all the way down the street i will
sick rabid dogs on your butt you are so moldy they would rather die than bite you so why dont you just bite
yourself i will even sharpen your teeth though
you have none they rotted out of your skull a long time ago or should i say that your dentist felt sorry for them
being trapped in that crummy head of
yours that he yanked them out just before committing suicide because he could not believe that he even got close
to your horrible ugly smelly mouth just to
save some teeth but thats his job to save teeth and my job is to knock teeth in and we will start with you because
you are first in someones mind when they
think about whose teeth they would like to knock in with a steel bar covered with many countless unbelievably
sharp edges so sharp that it doesnt even have
to get near something to cut it completely and absolutely totally off the entire fucking face of the planet where no
one can find it again not even god and
he wont even bother cause i have told you he hates you and wants you to cease to exist he hates your furniture
and your house it looks like every broken down
ugly abandoned crack house combined even all the ones that the cops shut down and they are shutting them
down because they are looking for you mother fucker
and its only a matter of time before they find you and bring you to me so i can torment you and make you eat your
dads testicles and lick the hot asphalt
streets covered with oil and rocks and animal carcasses you will keep listening because what i say is the holy truth
and fact and even scientists from
everywhere say that yes you need to die and the sooner the better you sack of shit with dead smelly fish in it i will
go into the future and bring back the
biggest most modern and destructive gun ever in the universe and jam your head down inside the barrel with my
foot and just before you suffocate i will
pull the trigger and the whole planet will cheer and they will make me king of earth and i will have all the pussy i
want you asshole you will die and i
will be thanked daily for the rest of time come on in i am ready i will kick your ass i will write
about destroying you and it will be a best seller everyone wants to stick an axe in your chest and twist it they will
look deep into your eyes and laugh
until their sides split you are a walking comedy you are a hundred bad drivers you are so dumb stupid and pathetic
you dont even know how to play candyland
and even if you had candyland the company who makes it would find out cause all of a sudden all the other
candyland games would stink when children opened
them up and the company would take it back from you and slap you in the fucking face for even thinking that they
made the game for you to even know about
much less play it and all those poor kids with stinky candyland games that they got for christmas you have ruined
christmas for them and santa clause will
make a special trip from the north pole to fucking kill you and make you suck the caca out of his reindeers asses
then he will call christ and he will
fucking nail you to a cross and tell his dad to strike you with lightning every hour on the hour and call down
vultures to eat away at your eyeballs you
will die and i will be first in line to watch i will piss and defecate on your grave i will kick over your headstone and
carve giant swastikas on it and
spray paint your address on every wall and flat surface in the world so people can go to your house any time they
want day or night and abuse you and
torture and maim and burn and squash your little pecker and shove it in to your fucking mouth so you can choke on
it and barf yourself inside out so i can
pour salt on your insides and take a cheese grater to your balls you damn dirty dick licking dirt clod you slovenly
dimwitted shitheaded shitkicker go suck
a horses dick i will ravage your family with fire and bombs i will destroy your lives you are all fucking shitty and
insignificant and have no use being
you fucking sucking shithole *** licker of street gutters your mom lives in the gutter i will crush her damn head
cause your brain is made by purina cause
you have such a dog face from sticking your nose in poodle butts you bastard slime let me fucking rip you in half
and drag you across the desert i want to
drown you in my toilet and flush you down the pipes to the sewage treatment plant where you will probably fuck
up the machines and nobody will be able to
use their toilets anymore so they will have to tie you up and shit in your mouth you will get so constipated and we
will shove a cork in your ass to make
you explode all over the walls and we will make your children clean it up with their hair it is so matted and rotted
anyway who will know the difference i
will know the difference i can spot you and your kind from far far away even from another planet even if i was blind
and on another planet you cannot hide
anywhere and no one will let you anyway you are trapped there is no way out you will see my bullets coming
towards you in slow motion yet you will not be
able to escape and parts of your body will be shredded one by one and you will scream scream scream in such
terrible agony i cant even begin to describe it
without using up all time in the world but if you wake up my neighbors i will kick your fucking lame chicken ass in so
just remember that when you wake up
and find that your legs have been cut off and you feel like screaming you dumb slobbering idiot go suck an egg i
fucking hate you to death you damn dirty
urinal licker when are you going to put a shotgun in your disgusting mouth fucker head i will destroy you i will
disintegrate you into a pile of ashes and
dump you into an ashtray so everyone can stick their cigarettes out on your miserable ass you dirty bastard you
will be hung and beaten with rusty iron
chains the heaviest that they make then you will be staked out in the desert to dehydrate and decompose in the
hot sun your eyes will boil away what the
hell is going on here why are you even on this planet why do you exist at all you septic tank sucker i will tell you
you mother fucker you exist so as i
can torment you and spit on you and tell you how much you fucking suck you bastard you are so fucking ugly
when you walk down the street people scream and
run to the bomb shelters and get flame throwers to burn you to cinders you are their entertainment i will ruin you
to the utmost of my endlessly praised
and admired ability when it comes to the subject of your destruction and who is to do it my ability far exceeds the
limits of your measly mealy little
raoch nipple brain so i will have to show you i will give a sample to your head i will demonstrate my powers of
annihilation on the members of your family
i will make their lives a living three dimensional hell and i am not talkin walt disney either i will starve them and
urinate and defecate on their crushed
and mangled bodies and i will have the time of my life smashing you out of existence it will give me the utmost
pleasure and people will think of me forever
after as a living god for ridding the universe of your entity when people eat a hero sandwich they will think of me
because i am the one living being that
will stop at absolutely nothing to eradicate you into total anti matter and that is all that matters to me and
everyone else they hate you i hate you the
gods even hate you especially zeus he is just aching to pump countless bolts of lightning into your fanny he will
bring back to life every roman gladiator
and they will slaughter you one by one over and over again yes it will be a glorious undertaking the klingons will
have their turn too and so will everyone
else that has ever lived in fiction or nonfiction they will all pay me huge and ludicrous sums of money to get a
chance to destroy you and i will have a
penthouse and women and you name it mother fucker i will tear you and punch holes in your tongue with an awl ya
baby i am just getting started so you will
read and read on cause this is about you and all for you my knives are for you my guns are for you my bombs
missiles grenades landmines every tool of
destruction known to man is at my disposal it was all donated to me with a hand shake and a smile once they knew
what i needed them for your time has come
it is your end bayba hallelujah praise all the gods of war and destruction your dead mutha fuckah i will kill yer ass
an dats garunteeed i have all the
heavy weight muthas on my side we are talkin god and jesus and allah and zeus and apollo and adolf hitler and lizzy
borden and charles manson and abe
lincoln and bozo and ready kilowatt and sugar bear and the whole crew from the honey comb hide out and gi joe
not those little ones either were talking bout
scarface gi joe and evel knievel and ghengis cahn and captain kirk and godzilla and general destructo and spider
man and the entire planet of the apes and
charles bronson and mike tyson and secret sauce agent and william shakespeare and jabber jaw and madonna and
fucking everyone man you are dead meat we will
kill your ass you are fucked forever you cant deny your destiny i will see to that you big fat slob of a cock eater
you i hate you to no ends to infinity
even past infinity so fuck you i will light you on fire and dowse you with fucking gasoline and other such highly
flammable liquids shit head i ache to fry
you and boil you in tar i have all kinds of nifty things in store for you mutha let the lord be praised for giving me
such powers of complete and total
carnage and i even have his permission to do with you anything i want he has washed his hands of you and left
you to me for whatever and i will too you
walking talking bag of used cat litter you fucking whore you will take anything up your pussy your cunt is a fucking
vacuum cleaner that only sucks up
things that are dirty and rusted and covered with mold and puke you suck on popsicles made from frozen diarrhea
you never eat anything else but fecal matter
except maybe maggots and some other shit like that shit you know what the fuck i mean your the one that does it
not i you fuckin cocksucker do you
understand now why i hate you of course not you are too fucking retarded you are a nitwit a dufus and a simple
and complete moron i will grind you against
the roughest and harshest substances known to exist and i will put them on my black and decker belt sander and
run it back and forth across your body but
lets start with your ugly face so i wont have to look at it while i finish the job and this job pays well too even
though i would gladly do it for free the
thought of actually receiving truck loads of moola for doing something that i enjoy as much and even more than
anything else makes me do it with that much
bigger a smile on my face and even more warmth in my heart and laughter laughter laughter it is hilarious to watch
you in such pain and to know that i am
the sole perpetrator of your torture and punishment you were mistakenly brought into this world now you must you
will and you are right now even as i speak
and shove this skewer up your filthy ass suffering the consequences of your actions that were of course made by
no thought of your own but i dont care do
you hear me i dont fucking fucking care you are dead and thats all that matters and thats all that you even need
think about cause thats all that your tiny
mind can handle just you leave the how and why and what to me i will do a good job blowing you away you have
the best turning you into the dirt that you are
cause i hate you and i want you dead to all the universe and everything in it no one will ever find your remains
they will be spread all over the galaxy it
will take a five year mission an ten thousand dr whos to find you but they wont find you and do you want to know
why ha ha ha ha ho ho he he ha because
thats why because they fucking dont care either and they never ever will ever thats why you dick head they hate
you i told you you idiot everyone hates you
everyone is on my side you havent got a prayer not even a chance in millions you have no hope of escaping they
are all waiting everything that is nasty and
painful awaits you patiently cause every possible combination of torture and torment will be inflicted upon you we
have the biggest super computers in the
world working day and night coming up with new and interesting ways of fucking with you physically and mentally
as well with others we might have overlooked
you just name it sooner or later it will happen to you it is all heading in your direction it has one and only one
target in mind and that is of course you
who the fuck else you dummy what did you think that there was someone else do you think i would go through all
this trouble for someone else ha ha bullshit
you are so fucked and hated that there is only one of you to destroy it would be nice if we had exact copies of
you to kill along with yourself but
unfortunately we dont but we do have the immediate members of your family on ice so that when we are finished
with you we can have a big party and start up
on them yes sir it will be a blast what me and my cronies will do to them will turn your stomach but then again
maybe it wont cause we will just do to them
what we did to you we might change the order a bit for variety but so what who cares where you are concerned
no one does thats who you are a bad fuck kill
yourself and save us the trouble you will try that and it wont work cause you were meant to be destroyed by me
and me alone and if i want others to join in
on the fun who hate you too thats my god damn business so fuck off you big fuckin weenie i will roast you and
feed you too baseball fans but they will take
just one bite and go running to the john to throw up and shit all kinds of diaherrea out of their asses and you will
be there to catch it too with your
mouth wide open begging and pleading for more caca to be heaved in your direction and will it ever be heaved in
your direction we are talking about dump
trucks and forklifts and bulldozers and every other kind of heavy machinery available to man yes their wheels will
roll over you relentlessly crushing and
mangling your body so your own mother wont recognize it but all she will have to do is look at that filthy butthole
of yours and she will recognize you
immediately cause she has spent so much time with her tongue up there how many times a day does she scratch
and claw at your pants to get you to give her
an opportunity to reach way up your butthole and grab hold of mounds of hot shit that she can spread all over her
naked body and then lay outside in the
hot sun and bask in the stink and masturbate with dead rattlesnakes i will tell you how many times none thats how
many because all she has to do is ask and
you gladly have her do it and teach your sisters to do it and your dad cause you and your whole family are fucking
sick they need to be put away they need
to be taken to a field and bombed by lowflying aircraft from every nation in the world we will test nerve gas on
your family we will shoot you up with
gallons of toxic drugs and watch and laugh as you peel off your skin and eat it yes why dont you just consume
yourself that will be easy enough we will
cook one of your arms over an open fire and let you eat it then we will do the same to your other arm and your
legs and when thats all done and you are
nothing but an even more useless torso we will just shoot you and use you as shark bate mother fucker full of shit
that you are i will kick your ass i will
fuckin kill you man you god damn homo fucking ass sucking living rot i hate you i will tar and feather and burn you
pump a thousand pounds of compressed
air into you until you fucking explode dont you realize dont you fucking get it i know your dumb and stupid and you
are a moron and that is why i am
drilling it into your head this is my job we have already covered that the only thing you need do is just listen to me
listen to me because i am right
listen to me because you have no mind of your own listen to me because you are searching for destruction but you
dont have to search i am more than willing
to bring it to your front door you asshole i am your armageddon man i am dominos pizza guaranteed fresh hot free
delivery to you the one i hate what more
can you ask for than to have the same service delivered to your crazy fucked up and smelly loved ones but you
dont need to ask this is just what i am
talking about you are so dumb this is a fucking package deal not only do we wipe you out but we wipe everyone
out that has anything to do with you we have
a list and we are checking it twice we will decide who will get slaughtered and fried mutha fuckah jam jam jam on it
you will die thats all there is to it
theres no tell in which one of us will do it so get this shit head yer fukin history baby go get the fuck out of here
you are a scum and suck fuck off eat
shit go jump on the slow boat to china and when you do get to china we will be right there to blow your fucking
head to smithereens got it you bastard you
piece of turd you amount to nothing not one iota ziltcho zero nada the big circle we will sell your children to
satanists to use in their rituals we will
make tapes of it so that the torture of your children can be seen and enjoyed by millions on the geraldo show your
annihilation will be the hippest and
most popular saturday morning entertainment for all the kids who you went to school with especially the neilsons
who teased you and hit you and beat on
you and called you names and who hated you and made you eat their shit and suck their dicks they will all watch
you fry and take part in call in surveys
of what to do to you next it will be fun it will be a fun family entertainment extravaganza for us all and not only on
a sunday morning either but on every
day of the week like morton downey jr like the six o clock news like reruns and wheel of fortune pat sajak will
crucify you on the wheel himself and spin
it and vanna white will menstruate all over your spinning body you will get so sick from spinning that you will puke
in one long gigantic barf that will
leave you completely hollow and your organs and guts will be all over the set and we will stomp on them and mash
them with our feet and then feed it to
snails also of course long sharp burning white hot shards of tempered glass will be dropped on you from the top of
a skyscraper while you are chained to
the street so cars carrying gleefully stoked to the max passengers can play havoc with your ugly deformed zitty
pestilent stinky rancid moldy body you
trashy bottle fucking masturbating necrophilic your torture will give all of us who hate your miserable ass such a rip
roaring good time budwieser will
be drunk dry and then after we are drunk we will drive dozens of large older and incredibly heavy and cheap
automobiles recklessly into your home your
mother and father will cover the bottom of our vehicles your kids will eat the glass of our headlights and your
girlfriend your girl friend will be train
fucked and i mean we will tie her down and literally drive a roaring mile long amtrak up her gaping hole what you
have the nerve to call her pussy we will
be on a cunt hunt when we find the cunt we will shoot her and cut her fucking head off and stuff it in a trash bin
behind a seven eleven where it will rot
and decay into a mound of dust and all the poor decayed maggots who died thinking they had found a meal but
they found poison instead you bastard how dare
you bring that on poor innocent maggots fuck you you will pay you bastard you will pay with your services as a
being to be hated and destroyed fucking fuck
you fuck fuck you and fuck you to death fucking die die die die die i hate hate hate you i hate all of you come to
me i will crush you into and right
through the pavement i will beat you with my fists until nothing is left not even the tiniest morsel of your being will
escape me i will pound you into
the dirt until the earth splits in half i will torment you till the sun is reduced to a single ice cube wandering around
the universe aimlessly in search
of a freezer i will take you out to space and toss you into a fucking black hole let carl sagan deal with your pitiful
shit i wont have it any more do you
fucking understand me you slovenly wretch of a human being but you arent a human you are a cheap imitation a
poorly informed imposter your are dead meat
and youre mine mine to destroy mine to obliterate mine to throw into the depths of the deepest hottest inferno
yah mutha you are mine and i am lovin it you
dont know just how bitchin it is to have your very own torture toy it is great and thats all you need to know cause
i will tell you what ever the fuck i
want to if i want to tell you to bite your tongue in half or i will mash your balls in a vise hey thats my business not
yours so fuck off and do what i
tell you and without delay either cause if you postpone any of my enjoyment by god forbid procrastinating i will
beat the shit out of you and cut your
little sisters titties off got that clown idiot jerko you better because i am not laughing mother fucker i hate you and
i always will hate you forever
and ever and we are not talking just until the cows come home or until hell freezes over or when the fat lady sings
we are talking forever man you suck
and stink and smell and i will kill you you are a worthless piece of trash the worst thing ever to happen to gods
universe and you are dead meat all of us
feel the same way and we wont rest because fucking with you is how we get our jollies and our jollies are very
important to us you bastard go die i hate
you now you fuck go back to the beginning of this story the best story that has ever been written or ever will be
fuck the bible as it has nothing on
this fine piece of work and start all over again or i will kill the shit out of you i didnt think you would obey me thats
why i love to fuck with you
because you are a never ending inspiration you piss me off so much all the time i always have energy to kill and
maim you i have endless credit with the
swiss banks and all the worlds defense departments to get as many weapons as i need want or could ever ask for
to obliterate your poor pathetic weenie into
dust space dust because thats where i would have to put it deep into space so deep and totally far out nobody
would ever see you again unless they had a
big telescope but then if they saw your dust it would burn out their eyes and absolutly crack the lense and cause
unrepairable huge amounts of dollar damage
which would just be added to your bill the bill that your gonna pay for for the rest of your life being harassed and
fucked with forever because its all a
joke you will never pay off your bill it is so big you cant even imagine your mind is too feeble and weak from all the
chemicals and bullets that have been
pumped into your skull not that it wasnt feeble before because it most certainly was so shut your damn mouth but
only after i fill it with broken glass
windshields and uranium and explode it in some remote desert in new mexico but it wont be that remote no you
wont be that lonely because there will be
plenty of people there to watch people would gladly pay their last cent to see you blown up and they would gladly
sit in a greyhound bus even to get there
to see me blow you up with my bare hands the same hands that will kill and kill again sounds like a fuckin block
buster movie doesnt it i kill you again
and again lets add a few more agains and top it off with the mention of my bare hands and we have the greatest
fuckin film of all time your head exploding
in an imax theatre in three d yes tee shirts and posters of your head exploding will be sold all over the world at
incredible marked up prices because this
would be worth it and i would be famous and you in turn would just be dirt brown stinky moist with dog urine dirt
the same dirt that you will suck into
your lungs as you try to breath but you cannot because a huge dumptruck is providing the dirt and a giant funnel
is guiding it into you mouth we have to
guide it because if we didnt it would run away yes even dirt runs away from you i would not have believed it myself
but i saw it i heard it scream but this
is the sacrifice we all have to make because you are around breathing our air we make too many sacrifices thats
why your end is near but it will be long in
coming cause i am going to take you there ever so slowly one by one i insert barbed fish hooks into your scrotum i
release tiny flesh eating insects to gnaw
away at your balls dont pass out from the pain dont go to sleep you may not know what you will find when you
wake up who knows a molten fourty five caliber
bullet making its way randomly throughout the inards of your sick fucked up body maybe a speeding dodge charger
crashing and careening towards you on a hot
desert road as you lay bleeding broken and sodomized you son of a bitch you will be strapped into every unsafe
carnival ride there is only because we all
need but certainly dont depend on an entertainment enviorment to injure you in we will give out free hot dogs and
cotton candy to be consumed as we watch
you shit your pants as you fall amongst the spintering remains of a huge roller coaster and we will laugh and have
espn there to show us instant replays in
slow motion throughout the day as we have fun with our families picking apart your corpse and tossing the pieces
into ashtrays and other such glassware that
is ever so much purer and clean and more usable now that you are off the face of the planet we will win stuffed
toy versions of you that will be taken apart
quite cruely by our children who will grow up hating your miserable ass face shit for a head they will stamp on your
effigie and shout out your name
repeatedly as your arms head and legs are torn off and thrown before speeding twenty ton industrial strength
military style steamrollers which are driven by
me and people who work for me but they arent recieving any monatary compansation at all for doing so because oh
it brings such joy and happiness and
meaning to their lives crushing you into the asphalt were you belong a tomb of hot tar and tiny rocks to jam all the
orfices of your disgusting body which
shouldnt feel to much different from all the other gross things that you were born to do you smelly rat baby crap
infested moronic imbecile i really do
fucking hate you to death and thats where you belong death yes buddy he is waiting but for you it will only be a
temporary thing because you see he will
get sick of you in about two seconds maybe less and then he will only kick your ass back here for us to attempt to
send you back again and thats the
incredible novelty of the situation we and mostly i get to destroy you often very often i get to try everything out
on you scum whore of the god
damned universe junkie *** ****** sucking spic wop assed kike commie creepo chink fuck head yes these all apply
to you you are the combination of all these
your are the reason why these exist plus many more that havent been mentioned yet or havent been invented yet
but the inventing goes on twenty four hours a
day and when a new one does come we will surely and definately let you know with many things and such following
actions as a hail of bullets or even a
steamshovel pearched on your forhead when you wake up a dozen medical students disecting you and throwing
your parts across the floor where frat boys will
play hall hockey with your inards these can all be yours and not for nineteen ninty five no not any credit card will
be accepted your credit was never here
nobody is fool enough to fuckin trust you no we bring this to you at no cost to you just endless daily payments of
your life that is all and you will and
better agree cause you know it is right you know they are right you know i am right when i say you suck fuck you i
hate you pig skin chewing nautious dead
fish bait faced prick of the world you are a world champion asshole but all your trophies are long gone people
stopped giving them to you between torture
sessions because you were ramming them up your butt when nobody was looking do you think we are stupid no
you are the only one who is dumb and absolutly
brainless we watch you all the time even though it makes us so sick we puke into your eyesockets and mouth we
look at you because we like to picture your
fat head caving in very gently under the weight of a giant stone axe made by cavemen long ago for that very
same purpose even back then dinosaurs would
chew you up and spit you out again you tasted so sick and rancid you gave them all diseases and they went
insane and killed each other with trees that fell
over and died as you passed you are the reason they are extinct you are the reason we blast away at you and
your family with very effective rayguns from
other worldly worlds they heard about you and came down in flying saucers to join in on the fun and excitement ha
ha we laugh with alien beings who dont
understand us because words are not needed to express the dislike there is for you that is why i say this it has
been such common knowlege that you are to
be hated that it just goes without saying well here i am saying it this is now available to all a handbook of
destruction the destruction of your miserable
wormly fuck ass you diseased trilobyte fuckin aye nintendo has a new game out i see it now it has your picture on
it its called smear the little shit its
called blow his head in now today before someone else does it before you and takes all the fun away no problem i
let people kill and dismember you all the
time i teach a class on it a take feild trips to your trashy house and lead them in a destructo frenzy your children
raped by giant radioactive long skinny
cacti with molotov cocktails on the ends their butts explode and cover your front lawn with feces and sausage
casings not that your front lawn doesnt
already have alot of shit in it already i know you cultivate it because that is all you are allowed to eat at least
when we are not shoving your mothers
cancerous ovaries down your throat your head encased in a peanut butter like substance that is actually
compressed big caca sewer roaches you are forced to
eat your way out because you cannot breathe you puke but it is no use it goes into your mouth huge chunks of
sick house bugs you swallow it comes out of
your ass like a playdough press but unknown to you because you cant see cause we burned out your eyes with m
eighties is that we scoop it back up and shovel
it back into your head encasement you loose all senses of time because of a super dangerous experimental drug we
gave you ha ha we dont care you go crazy
and gulp down more gross bugs but we get bored and release your head from the bug butter only to press it
against a freshly lit blow torch supplied by
direct pipelines from the middle east yes you will be here a long time you fuckin piece a shit you fuckin suck man
fuck you i dont care i dont care man
your screams fall on deaf ears i am comitted you are committed this is a fuckin committment man dont you get it
get the fuck out of here i will close my
eyes and count to one hundred you will be instructed to run and hide to escape all this but i only count to one and
one half i turn around and smash in the
back of your fuckin head with a used ninety pound oil well drill bit you have been fooled again you are the sucker
that is born every minute every minute i
get to fuck you over again you never learn because you have been beaten into submission beaten down crushed
and pulverized you plain just get your ass
kicked frequently more often than the home shopping club lady honks her horn she honks because she is in line to
beat you and she is impatient and needs to
feel your brains ooze between here fingers as she scoops out your inards and throws them to the hungry rabid
cambodian dogs and sloths a different person
each day will take you through a different slaughter house where they will practice on you and perfect their craft
and a craft it is fuck you what do you
know besides bathing in sewage treatment plants and drinking urine samples from the police station at gun point
fella thats what the cops call you when they
handcuff your arms and legs and cock and balls to six squad cars and take off code three to dennys people dont
get their food at dennys in ten minutes for
nuthun you know they have to rush to eat so in case you come in they can run out before they barf after seeing
your face you make everyone sick to their
stomachs you are why peptmo bismol exists you are why rolaids and gasex exist you make everyone so ill with your
god damned presence they have to shove
chemicles down their throats well the time has come now it is time for us it is your turn to eat fuckin toxic waste
mother fucker that you are damn you
the sight of you is enough to cause a fifty car pile up on the four o five you are forbidden to drive on the freeways
and streets cause the sight of you
in someones rear view mirror is enough to burn their eyes out you are used as the special effect in every horror
movie they just put you on the screen for
a split second and everyone in the whole house screams and throws up simultaneously you are worse than walking
dead bastard ive had enough my arm drives a
steel shank into you leg splintering your knee cap into a thousand pieces then the next leg piled into a white hot
furnace your arms beaten ragged against
fresh asphalt with louisville sluggers and magnesium softball bats the big huge heavy ones that lesbians use
pounding and pounding your scrotum so hard that
your testicles shoot out ripping huge tears into your ball sack only to splatter against some brick wall and
done well good things come to those who wait and now ive waited long enough and its better than good its god
damned excellent man yer fuckin mine its all
here on paper and the paper says destroy and torture this son of a bitch and all those who have any connection to
this soon to be diseased and destroyed
anal groping shit faced cocksucker kill it do what ever you can do what ever you want just do what needs to be
done im doin it and your screaming and im
doin it and your bleeding and im doin it your cock caught in a drill press the press jams as it gets tangled up it
shorts out not only does it electrocute
your sorry ass but it lights it on fire your butt is burning and you see nothing but red you broke my fuckin drill press
man i shovel your charred body of
the floor of my once immaculate shop toss it out in the trash bin where your remains obviously eat through and
once again you are on the street for us to
deal with youve ruin my fucking trash bin man fucking dick you fucking stupid bur head i bring out my magic dust
and sprinkle it on you and wala you are
whole again to be chained up in the cellar where you will wait dammit till we come for you again but it wont be that
long no brain storming here about what
to do with you next suggestions flow like niagra falls where violence to your being is considered no i would say its
more of a matter of heads or tales
heads we kill you tails we kill you if it stands on its end we fuckin still kill you so shut up and if you spit out the
glowing charcoal briquet we put in
your fucking mouth yesterday youll get double do you hear me e planet of the apes and charles bronson and mike
tyson and secret sauce agent and william
shakespeare and jabber jaw and madonna and fucking everyone man you are dead meat we will kill your ass you
are fucked forever you cant deny your destiny i
will see to that you big fat slob of rotton hamburger meat in an old smelly package that nobody wants to buy...

Wow. I mean...wow. I could say a fourth of that and probably be condemmed to hell 8 times over. Wow.
Were you thinking of the librarians when you wrote that?

Yes, and they don't care.


(The little girl is supposed to be me) The Liberian's eyes are black with evil, or soot, and she is handing me a tape of Cool Devices. Man, I love that show.

Have you shown it to them yet? Go ahead! They will care then!
Then you can ask them to supply Cool Devices. If they ask what it is, be sure to respond in full and complete detail.

Ah, but if only Vic *could* see that! He would laugh at the plight of the librarians!
Oh, and I got in trouble for your hentai signature. A librarian looked over my shoulder.

Sorry, Paul. Hentai is my passion, you can't take that away from someone... unless you take out parts of their brain. Oh, and I retract that first statement, I'm actually not sorry.

problems? buy a pet

Already have, and it's changed my life! Though she wasn't exactly "bought"...


You should see the look on her face when I touch her at night...

Hey Licey, that's sick. I looked that when I was a kid... I suddenly feel very violated.





And Besides, I'm the child stealer! Nya!

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