The result of my Boredom, Jando-Kakooie
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The result of my Boredom, Jando-Kakooie| -JD- |
Posted: July 27, 2005; 03:11 PM
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Okay this is the result of playing Banjo-Kazooie and going to BGF constantly, a parody of Banjo-Kazooie with lots of inside jokes and stuff.
Chapter 1 *KK arrives at JD's house.* KK: Hey JD, why did you call me here? JD: To stuff you in a sack. KK: What? JD: I mean to go on an adventure. KK: Adventure eh, why? JD: To save your uh... Long lost sister. KK: I don't have a sister... JD: That's the point, they're long lost. KK: Right... *The two walk outside, JD wears a backpack* KK: So where are we going? JD:There *JD points to a huge mountain with a kammy koopa's face carved on it. KK:Woah, we have to climb all that way. I don't think so. *KK looks around and can't find JD. JD walks up behind KK and shoves him in his backpack.* KK: What the... JD: Stay in there, you're coming no matter what. KK: Can I at least walk, instead of being carried. JD: Nope KK: This is crazy, I weigh more than you. *JD with KK in his backpack travel to the top of Kammy Mountain.* KK: Can I get out now? JD: No. Now we have to talk to this molehill here. *JD walks over to a nearby molehill and talks to it.* Jars: My name be Jars, I can help you out. JD: OK, How. Jars: I can tell you where KK's sister is. KK: This lame joke again? I have no sister. JD: (Talking in a very dumb voice) Where is she? Jars: Well you need to go straight then left, then right, then take a u-turn, then go backwards 20 steps, then skip to your left, skip to your right, hop sideways... KK: Skip that, lets just go into this huge door that says "Enter here to save KK's sister". *JD and KK enter the door, and find a two-way path. They try to decide which door to go into.* KK: Don't you think we should go into the path that's marked "KK's sister in here" ? JD: Nah, lets go into the path that says "Endless Adventuring Ahead". KK: JD, you're an idiot. JD: Hey, whose the one with the backpack? KK: You, but... JD: Case closed, were going my path. -------------------- Ahh KK tampered with my account! This means revenge...
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| Koopaking |
Posted: July 27, 2005; 04:26 PM
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 Patrolman Kooapking  Group: Dark Super Mods Posts: 2,535 Member No.: 119 Joined: 03•24•04 |
...XD That's great. It's pretty funny actually.
-------------------- -I edit my own posts in red- Cheese!   Koopa Bros!   "Sorry, I got stuck in the corner of a circular room."-me "My DS has fell down the stairs, smacked into walls, licked (please don't ask), and it still works fine."-tnf "Heh, I dunno how tnf does it, but he keeps his DS in shape by beating it against things"-me (commenting on tnf's DS) Muhaha! Now to mess up the forum! |
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| Toanuvafreak123 |
Posted: July 27, 2005; 06:03 PM
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 Farbeagle  Group: Light Administrators Posts: 2,938 Member No.: 1 Joined: 03•20•03 |
*eagerly anticipates KK farting out eggs*
 -------------------- Click this if you've played Star Fox 64 and have seen the Super Mario Bros. Super Show Click this if you've heard the Sonic Heroes theme and seen Star Wars Episode III. Click this if- Forget it. It's too funny. Just click it. "What Do You Mean? I Don't Have An Overcapitalization Problem!" - Me "microsoft= me vomiting" - Daclassicgamingmaster "What is politics, should I care?" -Chao in Sonic Advance "I think you're bloody in need of psychological help..." - Wolf "I hate sand. It's so... Sandy. But you... You are not... Sandy. And that is why I love you." - Anakin in Stick Wars "You're all a bunch of RETARDS!" - Napoleon Dynamite |
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| Koopaking |
Posted: July 27, 2005; 07:58 PM
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Patrolman Kooapking Group: Dark Super Mods Posts: 2,535 Member No.: 119 Joined: 03•24•04 |
...........I didn't think about that... great. Atleast JD has to talk in a stupid voice.
-------------------- -I edit my own posts in red- Cheese! Koopa Bros! "Sorry, I got stuck in the corner of a circular room."-me "My DS has fell down the stairs, smacked into walls, licked (please don't ask), and it still works fine."-tnf "Heh, I dunno how tnf does it, but he keeps his DS in shape by beating it against things"-me (commenting on tnf's DS) Muhaha! Now to mess up the forum! |
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| dragon-91 |
Posted: July 27, 2005; 08:11 PM
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 Evil Rabbit Tamer. Got an evil rabbit? Call: 1-800-EVIL Group: Dark Senior Members Posts: 373 Member No.: 24 Joined: 12•11•03 |
egg farter!
 stupid voice! j/k -------------------- I AM THE DRAGON WITH THE MOST POSTS!
"Death shall come to the stupid" I shall arise and prepare myself to slay my enemies with their own weapons. Remember a grape is no melon!!!!!  |
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| -JD- |
Posted: July 27, 2005; 09:17 PM
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Chapter 2 *After opening the door marked "Endless Adventuring", JD and KK find a jiggy.* KK: Shiny! JD: Yes KK, it is shiny, but what is it's use? KK: (Still dazed by jiggy) MUST COLLECT SHINY THINGS!*Grabs jiggy* *JD punches KK to get him back to normal* JD: What's the point of it? KK: Hey, idiot, how about you put it here? *KK points to an indent in the wall marked placed shiny objects here.* JD: Gee, I don't know. *KK pushes JD to the indent and puts the jiggy in. A wall breaks down and reveals a portal.* JD: Wow! *KK pushes JD into the portal, and the two arrive in a hilly land.* Jars: Hi folks! JD: Wait, wait, wait. Folks? What is this a video game? KK: Yeah, and what's with you following us around? Jars: I'm going to teach you some moves! KK: Super Duper Koopa Blast? JD: Au Gratin Cheese Burst? Jars: Not exactly... It's a move for KK. KK: What is it called, Bubble Boy? Jars: I'm going to teach you how to lay eggs! KK: Umm... Jars: First you squat down like you're going to defacate. JD: Ugh, that's just gross... Jars: THen you squeeze real hard and think of diary products and an egg pops out. KK: That has got to be one of the sickest things I've ever heard... Jars: Come on, it'll be fun! JD: KK, you should respect the nice mole's wishes. KK: What the heck! In not laying any eggs. Besides, I'm a guy anyway, I can't lay eggs... Jars: You're a guy?? That is a little problem. *Jars shoves a pill in KK mouth and he swallows it.* KK: What was that for? Jars: Now you can lay eggs! KK: No I'm not going to. Jars: Yes you will KK: NO Jars: Yes KK: NO Jars: Yes KK: NO Jars: Yes KK: NO Jars: Yes KK: NO Jars: Yes KK: NO Jars: Yes KK: NO Jars: Yes KK: NO Jars: Yes KK: Maybe Jars: Yes KK: Did I just agree to that? JD: I think you did, KK. KK: Darn... *As JD looks away, KK turns upside down in the backpack, does the required steps, and squeezes hard. A small orange egg comes out of KK.* JD: I can't believe... KK: What the heck!? -------------------- Ahh KK tampered with my account! This means revenge...
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| Toanuvafreak123 |
Posted: July 27, 2005; 09:20 PM
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HA-HA! YOU DIDN'T REALISE THE PILL CHANGED YOUR GENDER!
-------------------- Click this if you've played Star Fox 64 and have seen the Super Mario Bros. Super Show Click this if you've heard the Sonic Heroes theme and seen Star Wars Episode III. Click this if- Forget it. It's too funny. Just click it. "What Do You Mean? I Don't Have An Overcapitalization Problem!" - Me "microsoft= me vomiting" - Daclassicgamingmaster "What is politics, should I care?" -Chao in Sonic Advance "I think you're bloody in need of psychological help..." - Wolf "I hate sand. It's so... Sandy. But you... You are not... Sandy. And that is why I love you." - Anakin in Stick Wars "You're all a bunch of RETARDS!" - Napoleon Dynamite |
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| -JD- |
Posted: July 27, 2005; 09:29 PM
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Caps lock? -------------------- Ahh KK tampered with my account! This means revenge...
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| Toanuvafreak123 |
Posted: July 27, 2005; 09:52 PM
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Farbeagle Group: Light Administrators Posts: 2,938 Member No.: 1 Joined: 03•20•03 |
No, yelling.
-------------------- Click this if you've played Star Fox 64 and have seen the Super Mario Bros. Super Show Click this if you've heard the Sonic Heroes theme and seen Star Wars Episode III. Click this if- Forget it. It's too funny. Just click it. "What Do You Mean? I Don't Have An Overcapitalization Problem!" - Me "microsoft= me vomiting" - Daclassicgamingmaster "What is politics, should I care?" -Chao in Sonic Advance "I think you're bloody in need of psychological help..." - Wolf "I hate sand. It's so... Sandy. But you... You are not... Sandy. And that is why I love you." - Anakin in Stick Wars "You're all a bunch of RETARDS!" - Napoleon Dynamite |
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| Koopaking |
Posted: July 31, 2005; 01:35 AM
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Patrolman Kooapking Group: Dark Super Mods Posts: 2,535 Member No.: 119 Joined: 03•24•04 |
XD
-------------------- -I edit my own posts in red- Cheese! Koopa Bros! "Sorry, I got stuck in the corner of a circular room."-me "My DS has fell down the stairs, smacked into walls, licked (please don't ask), and it still works fine."-tnf "Heh, I dunno how tnf does it, but he keeps his DS in shape by beating it against things"-me (commenting on tnf's DS) Muhaha! Now to mess up the forum! |
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| Toanuvafreak123 |
Posted: July 31, 2005; 11:12 AM
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nOW THIS IS CAPS LOCK. xd
-------------------- Click this if you've played Star Fox 64 and have seen the Super Mario Bros. Super Show Click this if you've heard the Sonic Heroes theme and seen Star Wars Episode III. Click this if- Forget it. It's too funny. Just click it. "What Do You Mean? I Don't Have An Overcapitalization Problem!" - Me "microsoft= me vomiting" - Daclassicgamingmaster "What is politics, should I care?" -Chao in Sonic Advance "I think you're bloody in need of psychological help..." - Wolf "I hate sand. It's so... Sandy. But you... You are not... Sandy. And that is why I love you." - Anakin in Stick Wars "You're all a bunch of RETARDS!" - Napoleon Dynamite |
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