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NewTexas

Posted: Oct 14 2009, 06:43 PM

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The sixteenth region was The Black Market!

Here is the transcript:

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The Texas Chopperz of Bikerz
Howdy to The Black Market! Y'all have undoubtedly heard of "the rise of order through biker gangs", well, we are that gang! Mounted on steeds of steel, blaring Texas Radio and the Big Beat, we are Bikerz - immaculate.

Man, that was quite a ride! It is great to meet our allies. We are the vanguard of Texas Two-Step Tuesdays. Texas is visiting all our allies to do a little boot-scootin' boogie, a little BBQing and just having a good time. We will start off by bringing y'all breakfast tacos. We have all kinds we picked up on the way over - Bacon & Egg, Sausage and Egg, Fajita & Egg, Bean & Cheese, Bean & Bacon, Potato & Egg and the Stupor Taco - all of the above in a giant burrito!

Yehaw Black Market! Greetings from Texas!

The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint
*tips hat*

Good Morning, and Howdy, Marketeers! The Greenspoint Gang is offloading equipment from the Greenshaul trucks even now, and the Texas Two-Step Tabernacle will be set up and open for bidness in no time. Your bartenders for the day will be Jake and DL, and they have both Lone Star AND Shiner on tap for your drinking pleasure.

Dusty Rhodes and the Renegades will be on stage momentarily for a day-long C&W blow-out, playing all your favorite two-stepping and boot scootin' favorites! The Greenspoint Gals will be on hand, as well, for any of y'all that need some instruction on the proper way to Scoot yer Boots or to line dance, or even Two-Step.

I see Bikers got the breakfast buffet set up! Time for some coffee! Let's get this party started!!

*wanders off toward the giant 10-gallon coffee urn*

The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint
*coughs and clears throat* er.. I .. um... I mean Bikerz.. *grins sheepishly and sips his coffee* ahhhh

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Wow - we've never had any one set up the breakfast buffet for us before. Thanks Bikerz!
*Grabs a cup of coffee and looks for random citizens to hug.*

The Collective of Wolf MacLeod
Howdy, Black Marketians!

Thanks for letting us come party!

I've brought bandanas for all of you, in lots of festive colors, like black!

The Republic of Myrrphon
*squad of winged horses swoops in from the northeast, circles the party, and comes to a stop a short distance away; riders dismount and head for the BBQ*

Howdy, y'all. We're here to party! If anybody would like a ride on one of our famous steeds, just give us a holler, and we'll get you set up.

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Looks like the BBQ is ready to go - who wants a burger? A sausage? A steak? And how would you like it cooked? Cool! They never let us play with the BBQ back in Texas. This is fun!

The Black Armada Republic of Durmenia
Could I have a NY Strip please Tex?

The Digitized Republic of Terra Djarum
Hell, a good burger will even get me to make a comment here, we got bacon for those?

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Bacon! Anything else?
Of course you can have a New York Strip, Durmenia.

The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint
*pokes his head out of the front flap of the Tabernacle*

Still plenty of room at the bar and on the dance floor, folks. C'mon in and scoot yer boots, and stuff!

The Collective of Wolf MacLeod
Thanks for the party, Black Marketians!
Y'all have fun dancing tonight!

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Oh, good! The Blue Bell Ice Cream has arrived. Y'all enjoy it and thanks for the hospitality. We'll be scooting back to Texas to fix breakfast in the morning, but y'all enjoy the BBQ and dancing as long as you wish!
Hugs!

The Texas Chopperz of Bikerz
TextraLarge NY Strip for Durmenia! A full 48-ouncer!

Party on Black Market! Thank you for the good time! ;>

The Republic of Myrrphon
Well, it's time for us to call it a night. Thank you for the hospitality.

*Riders stagger from the dance floor to their horses, hop on, and fly off into the night sky, vaguely in the direction of the constellation pegasus*

The Republic of Tug hill
dammit! i missed the party :-(

The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint
Good Morning Marketeers.

The sun is up so we're outta here. What a great party. Thanks for having us. Y'all come on by Texas and visit our neverending BBQ!

*hops up onto the lead Greenshaul truck and waves as it pulls out of the region and vanishes into the distant horizon*

The Black Armada Republic of Durmenia
Well, in the after party, Londonum ceases to exist

The Kingdom of The Imperial Moon
O_O I missed all the visitors. T_T

The Enlightened Mediocracy of the Dallai Llama
Gone. They're all gone. I did not even get to bless them...

NewTexas	Posted: Oct 20 2009, 06:18 AM
Governor Group: Admin Posts: 11,024 Member No.: 1 Joined: Jun 8 2003	For fans of Texas Two-Step Tuesdays, in the immortal words of Madonna, today is a...

NewTexas	Posted: Oct 27 2009, 06:03 AM
Governor Group: Admin Posts: 11,024 Member No.: 1 Joined: Jun 8 2003	Ok Texas, we are on the final leg of Texas Two-Step Tuesdays! Come on, head on out to Ulthar!

NewTexas

Posted: Oct 27 2009, 06:04 AM

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The seventeenth region was Ulthar!

Here is the transcript:

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The Texas Ambassador of The Queendom of Myself
My cohorts in Texas tell me they will be bringing the Texas Tuesday Two Step here tomorrow.

The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens
*reads above post, grins and sharpens fangs*

The Bot AmBadAssor of Badness Gracious
Live Death Metal swung back from Capitalist Paradise to Right-Wing Utopia today by imposing regulations on welfare recipients designed to prevent them from spending their food stamps "unwisely".

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Good morning, Ulthar! We bring you the Texas Breakfast Buffet to start off our Texas Tuesday 2-Step right!
We have the never ending coffee pot, a favorite of our ambassadress, Queendom of Myself. We also offer tea, milk, orange juice and Shiner Bock.
We have the fresh fruit and granola bar with yogurt for those who eat healthy.
For those who don't eat so healthy - we bring sausage (link, patty and blood for Vampiric Kittens), ham, BACON, and eggs anyway you like them.
We've made up a mess of grits and you can have them plain, with butter or with cheese.
We've got hot fresh biscuits and cinnamon rolls.
Come and get it and don't be shy - visit the buffet as often as you wish - enjoy!

The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens
*soars down from above and tackle hugs bears, with little vampire tribbles with her, than settles down to eat*

The Serene Heavenly Texas Abode of The Hello Kitty Angel
Meow Howdy Meow Ulthar Meow!

Meow Free ear skritches and Meow Hello Kitty souvenir backpacks and Meow lunch boxes Meow for all our Ulthar friends Meow!

Purrr!
=^..^=

The Community of Trecdom Proxy
Greetings from TX

The British Steel's Ambassador of Synosure
Wanted to stop over and say Hello to all my old friends! Looks like everything is going great!

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Not sure where the usual crew is, so we're directing the setting up of the dancing pavilion. The BBQ is firing up and we'll have lots of BBQ, Shiner Bock and Lone Star available by lunch. I see the band is warming up and oh,yes! Here come the dancing girls ready to teach anyone how to two-step! Fresh biscuit, anyone? More coffee?

The Ghost Whisperers of Haunted Roller Coaster
Nothing goes with bacon as well as BACON! I'll have some bacon-wrapped bacon, please.

The Republic of Myrrphon
*A squad of winged horses appears over horizon, all having previously gotten their necessary vampirism immunity shots. They circle the region slowly, before settling down at the edge of the city. The riders dismount and begin striding it the direction of the breakfast table.*

Howdy, Ulthar. It's a pleasure to be in your fine city. Make sure to try out the breakfast - Bears is legendary at it. If anybody would like something else to do while the dance hall is being set up, we are offering complimentary rides on our horses to any who would like them. See the city from the sky, laugh at your friends, or divebomb VK. It's all in good fun.

The Rootin' Tootin' Republic of Waste Years
Welcome all nations from Texas. Hope you enjoy your stay!

The Texas Ambassador of The Queendom of Myself
*Hands HRC a huge hunk of bacon-wrapped bacon, pours more coffee, skritches Kitten's ears, and takes a few tribbles at a time on the flying horses. *
Anyone want to dance this afternoon?

The Gaian Ambassador of Scandalbrooke
I like the way you think HRC.

The Free Kingdom of Lhach
448th in the world

The Ghost Whisperers of Haunted Roller Coaster
It's probably why I'm a ghost, Scandal.

The Gaian Ambassador of Scandalbrooke
Nice Lhach.

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Looks like the band has been playing for a bit, and we've found the Shiner Bock. Who's up for a line dance with Bearries? we want to work up an appetite for that BBQ we're smelling! Mmmmmmm

The Serene Heavenly Texas Abode of The Hello Kitty Angel
*The Hello Kitty Angels begin serving Sliced Smoked Brisket Sandwiches made the Texas Way with onion and pickle slices*

*surreptitiously sneaks a Shiner Bock from the cooler - even Angels from Texas got to drink something*

Come and Get It Y'all!

The Dark Mansion of Argentum Lupus
mmmm ..... chicken-fried bacon-wrapped bacon, with bacon gravy, sprinkled liberally with bacon crumbles on top.....
*drools*

The Bot AmBadAssor of Badness Gracious
I knew there was a reason I left The Bad Place. Texas Brisket! Lazy Faerie Fried Gryphon or Callisto's Alien Surprise can't compare to it. And I won't talk about the cuisine of New South Hell, to keep from interfering with everyone else's appetite. (Then again, if I do, there'll be more brisket left for me... Hmmmm, tough call.)

The Texas Goddess Kitten of Sweet Furry Kittens
Sorry I am late. but here i am the official goddess of Texas. I shall now eat, cuz I'm starved.............

The Collective of Wolf MacLeod
Howdy, Ultharians!

I have brought festive bandanas for y'all!

Thanks for letting us come and party!

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
We have to scoot our boots back to Texas so we can fix breakfast in the morning, but the rest of you party on!
We're leaving a truckload of assorted flavours of Blue Bell ice cream for you to enjoy - try the Mardi Gras - it's awesome!
Thank you so much for letting us come and party here.
*Hugs every Ultharian we can find!*

The Texas Ambassador of The Queendom of Myself
*Grabs Badness Gracious by the hand and twirls around to dance.*

The Community of Trecdom Proxy
If anyone wants tribbles we will gladly leave some here.

The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens
*giggles and points to her nest with dozens ;of vampiric tribbles grinnig down*

The Republic of Myrrphon
Farewell, Ulthar. It's too bad Da Mayor couldn't come out to see us. I hear he's something else.

*riders mount up again, scooping up any spare tribbles the natives don't want, and the squad circles the city twice before flying off in the direction of Texas*

The Serene Heavenly Texas Abode of The Hello Kitty Angel
Meow Bye Ulthar Meow!

Thank you for your hospitality Meow!

Purrr!
=^..^=

The Bot AmBadAssor of Badness Gracious
Dancin' with Myself, Dancin' with Myself! Even more fun than brisket!

*Collapses in a heap.*

The It's Good To Have Friends of Mayor For Life
Thanks for the great party you shared with us in Ulthar. I was snagged by one of of those pesky RL things that intrude on NS and apologize for not being present to share your hospitality.

We value our friendship with Texas and look forward to many parties in the future!

NewTexas	Posted: Oct 28 2009, 06:13 PM
Governor Group: Admin Posts: 11,024 Member No.: 1 Joined: Jun 8 2003	We would like to take a moment to thank all the Texans who participated in Texas Two-Step Tuesdays! It was an amazing success on both sides of the coin. We visited all our allies and we were received very nicely in each and every case. In some cases, we were getting to know them all over again. In other cases, some were in decline , but were still nice. We also think it was a good thing for Texans as well. Many of our citizens got to meet some of the nations behind the regions listed in our World Factbook entry. We had a nice slice of Texas go on the trips. Seventeen weeks was a lot to ask and not a soul complained about giving up a third of a year's worth of Tuesdays. We would like to issue a Special Commendation to Bearistotle and Hebert! No of this would have been possible without her great idea, diehard dedication, ebullient, effusive, gregarious personality and overall sweetness! She really was a rock and kept the ship on track and did not miss a single one! We don't think any other nation (not counting us) can say that. She really cannot be praised enough. Thank you Bears! We would also like to thank Jmac of Greenspoint for blazing the way on many of our more "distant relations". Without him, some may have been missed and that would have been a great loss for both parties. Thank you Jmac! And, once again, Thank You Texas! TEXAS

Bearistotle and Hebert	Posted: Oct 29 2009, 07:00 AM
Troublemaker Group: Cabinet Posts: 2,289 Member No.: 697 Joined: Dec 4 2006	Tex can sure put a positive spin on our whining, nagging and begging. It was fun and we appreciate everyone who went along on any visit. Beers on us!

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