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NewTexas	Posted: Jul 1 2009, 07:50 AM
Governor Group: Admin Posts: 11,029 Member No.: 1 Joined: Jun 8 2003	Texas Two-Step Tuesdays! The Great Region of Texas is pleased to announce that it has embarked on a new Summer Event - the Texas Two-Step Tuesdays tour. We will visit one of our allies every Tuesday and bring them gifts from our nation. Gifts will include goods or services and a definite dose of Texas culture. Bearistotle and Hebert is sharing their considerable coordination skills and amazing ability to keep not only Texas entertained, but all those they meet as well. The tour is open to all Texans and is just a day trip. The first activities kick off Tuesday June 30, 2009.

NewTexas

Posted: Jul 1 2009, 07:53 AM

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The first region was Wysteria!

Here is a transcript of the trip:

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Bearistotle and Hebert
Greetings, Wysteria, from your friends in Texas! We have brought our Breakfast Buffet to tantalize your taste buds this morning. I'm making fresh homemade biscuits, pancakes, and waffles. Coffee is hot in the pot. There's fresh squeezed orange juice, lots of yogurt and cereals, and the eggs, bacon, ham and red eye gravy will be ready in just a minute.
We just wanted to come over and celebrate Texas' friendship with your lovely region.

*Bear Hugs everyone*

Rodeo Roy�
Howdy Wysteria!

We are following the Chuck Wagon driven by Bears! Dem's some good eats there!

In honor of one of Texas' oldest allies, we have brought some good ol' Texas-style entertainment to Wysteria. In case you haven't noticed, there is a cattle drive behind us followed by a whole mess of 18-wheelers totin' the Texas Rodeo. Once we get it all set up, there will be a massive Big Top where a mess of ropin' will go on. The cowboys will be facing off against huge, ornery Brahma Bulls and the l'il ones will do some goat ropin'. Sorry Grendels, no kitties in this cavalcade. We suspect we have more in the convoy, but we will have to unload to see what other goodies we have for our buddies in Wysteria! In the meantime, we will fire up the smokers for the losers in the ropin' contests. Please enjoy the rodeo!

*tips hat to Wysterians*

FM 2100
Howdy Wysteria!

Hows everyone today? I bring a gift, some of the worlds finest asphalt for all your construction needs!

Wolf MacLeod
Howdy, Wysterians!

We�ve brought bandanas for all of you in a wide variety of patterns. We hope you like them!

Airship Armada
Howdy!

From the Aircities of Havensky we bring our finest Skyan Wine - its a sweet white wine, kinda like a reisling. Goes great with BBQ chicken - enjoy!

Hey Flapjack
Howdy Wysteria. Bears said I could tag along. It's pretty hard to say no to his wonderful breakfasts.

*joins partiers in square, adds a keg to the beer tent*
It's Shiner Honey Wheat!

Greenspoint
Greetings and Howdy, Wysteria! The delegation from Greenspoint has brought along a selection of Bammel Dairy's best cheeses, and we're currently setting up our Texas Twostep Tabernacle where the band will be performing soon. Anyone that would like a cold Shiner and to learn the Twostep, come on by!

Bearistotle and Hebert
We're leaving a freezerful of BlueBell Ice Cream and hoping y'all enjoy it. We need to skeedaddle back to Texas and get ready for breakfast in the morning. More Texans will be dropping by tonight, y'all are great to visit. Come see us in Texas, my friends.
*More Bear Hugs*

Darth Bunny
I almost missed it. Hi Wysteria! I've brought a big basket of leftover Easter candy to share. Lots of milk chocolate and a few Peeps (they last forever - might even be from Easter last year).

Texas appreciates you and we want you to know it!

Rodeo Roy
The Texas Midway is now open! The 18-wheelers have unloaded and set up the fairgrounds for non-stop fun and games! Ride the Star of Texas, one of the largest Ferris Wheels in the world! Test your courage on the Texas Twister - 5 miles of gut-wrenching, mile-a-minute roller coaster action! Soak yourself, soak your neighbor on the Texas Log Flume in a genuine log. And don't forget the Texas House of Horrors with real live Okies! Games of chance, games of skill, games of luck and much, much more! All at the big Texas Midway & Carnival, all for our friends in Wysteria!

Enjoy!

Greenspoint
So Long Wysteria, it was a blast! *strikes the tent and gathers up the empty shiner bottles for recycling*

See y'all next time!

Hey Flapjack
Well, that Shiner Honey Wheat went over well.
*taps on keg, finds it empty, takes with him for recycling*
Thanks for the great party!

Bearistotle and Hebert	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 06:59 AM
Troublemaker Group: Cabinet Posts: 2,291 Member No.: 697 Joined: Dec 4 2006	We're visiting The Heartland tomorrow. Rumor has it they like BBQ (probably without the fireworks, Wolf) Anyone else in?

Greenspoint	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 12:08 PM
Big Tex called me a "Goofball" :) Group: Cabinet Posts: 4,202 Member No.: 85 Joined: Jan 12 2004	We'll be there.

NewTexas

Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:28 PM

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The second region was The Heartland!

Here is the transcript:

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Bearistotle and Hebert
Good morning to all of you from your friends in Texas!
I bring you ham, bacon, eggs, grits, biscuits and homemade gravy. Please enjoy the buffet while we set up the traveling BBQ for lunch!
We're so happy to be visiting our friends!

Ineptia
Good Morning, our friends from Texas are always most welcome, friends from Texas bearing free food are treated like royalty

Bikerz
Howdy to The Heartland! Y'all have undoubtedly heard of "the rise of order through biker gangs", well, we are that gang! Mounted on steeds of steel, blaring Texas Radio and the Big Beat, we are Bikerz - immaculate.

We bring you Engine Block BBQ! Since we have ridden all the way from Texas to The Heartland, we first spent some quality time with aluminum foil, carefully wrapping grub for our friends. We wrapped up some of the biggest, fattest, juiciest, garlic Kielbasas that Texas has ever produced. We have fresh Texas Two-Stroke Redfish we caught last night all steamed up with lemon and butter. We have Austintatious Harley Hot Chicken Wings, slow-simmered in Chipotle Tabasco, molasses and jalape�os. And, in case there are some vegeheads in The Heartland, we threw together some Suzuki Spuds made with new potatoes, thyme and provolone. All dishes guaranteed to be free of gas, oil and transmission fluid. You will never look at your exhaust manifold the same again.

Enjoy!

Bearistotle and Hebert
For the more traditionally minded - we have a grill set up on the side. There's potato salad, watermelon, and I believe someone is cranking the ice cream, too. Come and get it! Then we can all two step!

Airship Armada
The Republic of Havensky's Airship Armada brings you Blue Bell Ice Cream! This world renowned icy treat goes with everything! Enjoy!

Wolf MacLeod
Howdy, Heartlanders!

I brought y�all bandanas! They do not taste good, put are useful for carrying large amounts of the food everyone else brought!

FM 2100
Howdy everyone!

FM 2100 brings some of the worlds finest grass from the grass farm capital of the world!

Myrrphon
Howdy to The Heartland!

Myrrphon brings no food, but we are offering free rides on our winged horses. Free t-shirts and photos for all the brave participants. This is a rare opportunity for you.

Greenspoint
Greetings, Heartlanders!!! We're setting up the Texas Two-Step Tabernacle. Billy Ray and the Renegades will be serving up all the C&W you can dance to, and Floyd and Duke, the bartenders, will be pouring the Shiner and Lone Star all night. Our gorgeous dance instructors are waiting to teach y'all the Two-Step, so come on by, have a beer, some BBQ, and dance some.

Bearistotle and Hebert
Bears have to cook breakfast in the morning, so we're leaving you lots of cookies and BlueBell Ice Cream before we toddle back to Texas! Y'all keep on partying! Thanks for a great time.
Hugs to The Heartland!

Wolf MacLeod
Thanks for the great time, Heartlanders! I'm following the Bears back home to Texas now.

Bikerz
Party on Heartland! Thanks for your hospitality! ;>

Valdaire
awww... I missed the BBQ

Grays Harbor
yeah, me too. and I knew it was coming even.

Greenspoint
*strikes the tent and packs up the Renegades' instruments" Hope y'all liked the food and beer and dancing and stuff! We're heading back to Texas now. Thanks for having us over!

Bearistotle and Hebert	Posted: Jul 13 2009, 06:49 PM
Troublemaker Group: Cabinet Posts: 2,291 Member No.: 697 Joined: Dec 4 2006	10,000 Islands in the AM!

Bearistotle and Hebert	Posted: Jul 21 2009, 05:56 AM
Troublemaker Group: Cabinet Posts: 2,291 Member No.: 697 Joined: Dec 4 2006	Come with us to Monkey Island today!

NewTexas

Posted: Jul 21 2009, 07:09 AM

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The third region was 10000 Islands!

Here is the transcript:

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The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
G'mornin' from your friends in Texas! We bring you our favorite breakfast foods of grits, biscuits, ham, red eye gravy and the never ending coffee pot. We also have fresh fruit, yogurt and pop tarts for those who prefer something lighter. Just our way of saying we're glad to know ya!
*Hugs everyone in sight and passes out doughnuts*

The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint
Howdy Islanders! It's Two-Step Tuesday! We're setting up the Texas Two-Step Tabernacle right now, and the smokers are fired up. The BBQ will be ready soon, the Lone Star and Shiner will be flowing, and as soon as the big tent is up The Renegades will be playing day-long C&W for all your Two-Stepping pleasure!

We've also brought gift baskets of Bammel Dairy's finest cheeses for every Island!

The Flower Girl of Ananke II
Welcome to 10ki.

I think I'll have some of the fruit and yogurt to start with.

Ooh, and you've got doughnuts. *decides she can be healthy another time and starts munching doughnuts instead*

The Royal Kingdom of Lion Kindom
Cheese? Nah.

But BBQ...you know my weakness!

The Texas Goddess Kitten of Sweet Furry Kittens
Morning to you all.

The Flower Girl of Ananke II
Hey. I'm afraid we're not as well stocked in foodstuffs as you texans seem to be, but feel free to taste some of our tacos or muffins.

The Rabid Fans of HockeyNutville
*Watches Ananke hoarding doughnuts*

Hey now, save one or two for the other 400 of us...

The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston
As the first President of The Republic of Texas arrives on an island in the region of 10000 Islands, he can do nothing but admire this fine region of proud defenders of the oppressed and disenfranchised. This is truly a fine region.

Howdy Y'all! On the flight over, we heard tell of "Taco Island". Can somebody please tell us about such a thing? It sounds amazing! Does it have dancing girls and fruity umbrella drinks?

On behalf of The Great Region of Texas, we salute the Ten Thousand Islands Treaty Organization for their defense of 997 regions. Your recent work in both France and A Silly Place was truly a thing of beauty and a show of amazing timing. Texas salutes y'all!

The Flower Girl of Ananke II
Aww, I'm not hoarding, just...making sure there's enough doughnuts for everybody by counting them and putting them all in one place...yeah, that's it...

*looks around furtively and quickly eats another doughnut*

The Texas Goddess Kitten of Sweet Furry Kittens
Well I brought plenty of yogurt and granola. And fruit and juice. And yes some bagels with cream cheese. Now don't that sound better than Tacos in the morning?

The Most Serene Republic of Walabamba
Yogurt and granola mmmmmm...

The United Socialist States of Furyjenko
*looking around at all the immigrents*
whats with the mass immigration out of texas?
too many mexicans there?

jokes of course

The Most Serene Republic of Walabamba
This region is quite active... I can see why!
All the free yogurt and granola you could want! mmmmmmmmm... yogurt and granola...

The United States of Grub
Hello to our friends from the region of Texas! Good to see you!

Grub

The Always very tired GRO of Anime Daisuki
Welcome Texas!! *gives out party hats*

The Rabid Fans of HockeyNutville
Shhh, don't tell anyone but I think we're being invaded!

I overheard their master plan, they're going to get us stuffed and drunk and takeover while we're passed out.

Well, I say if you are going to carry on with your most nefarious schemes...then I must do my solemn duty, and take not just one or two but as many pints as I can for the good of the islands!

Who's with me????

No one? Alright fine, I'll just have to pretend to go along with it and have a good time begrudgingly...

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Ooooh, cool, party hats!
Please, have as many doughnuts as you wish - we've got lots and lots and lots!
Tries some of the tasty tacos - wonderful! Oh, I brought Shiner Boack to go with the BBQ!
We're not immigrating, we're bringing a party to celebrate our friendship. Here, have a hug, Furyjenko!

The Armed Republic of Airship Armada
(Thinks to himself..wasn't that Sam Houston's plan against Santa Anna - attack after their big party while they were snoozing?)

Greetings! In light of your coming 1000th victory against the invader scum - The Armada is throwing a free fireworks show! They'll begin a half hour after nightfall and will be launched from our many many airships - enjoy!

The Flower Girl of Ananke II
Oh, fireworks. I love that. You guys are great.

The Collective of Wolf MacLeod
Howdy, Islanders!
I have brought you all bandanas. They're not as exciting as fireworks, but they'll look nice with your party hats!

The Democratic States of Nolishiwan
You can have some Nol'wan Sandwiches if you want, dear guests.

The Nature Preserve of Salinthal
Would any of the new comers like a pull of the hookah?

*Smiles mischievously*

The Most Serene Republic of Walabamba
oooh, water pipes!

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
What are Nol'wan Sandwiches?
I have ice cream cones if anyone would like them.
Who'd like to two step? I see the band is setting up.

The Break-away Highway of FM 2100
Howdy 1000 Islands!

May I present everyone with 50 golfballs made right here in FM 2100-CHB!

The United States of Ahmedica
We have much Grain to offer during these Cerimonies.
If we are invaded we will go happily at least, and the fireworks will be thrice as nice as we are seeing more than double. Bandanas, Icecream cones, great music , lots of grain and golfballs to slip on........ maybe our invaders will be so dumbstuck they'll join us instead of invading, They can bring on the feast.

The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint
*shouting over the music blaring from the tent*

Hey Y'all!!! Come on in here and get to dancin'!! The Shiner's flowin and the Greenspoint Dancers are all set to teach y'all the Texas Two-step. Buncha the purtiest fillies y'ever did see! Dusty Rider and the Renegades are throwing down the tunes and the bartenders Jake and D.L. aren't nearly busy enough!!

The Most Serene Republic of Walabamba
mmmmm... forget about dancing! straight to the bar for me! I �ll keep Jake and D.L. busy!

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Great Music, Greenspoint! Might I have this dance, Mr. Grub, sir?
Y'all know how to party here in 10000 Islands!

The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston
WooHoo! It is a hot time in ol' 10KI tonight! Nolishiwan, them Nol'wan Sandwiches got oysters in 'em? We would figure there would be some good seafood in a place with so many islands. We sure fancy some oysters 'bout now.

Anybody want to partner up to do the Texas Two-Step with? We got a new swanky bandana on and the finest piece of grain you ever did see stuck in the hat band of our cowboy hat. In the meantime we will see if Dusty can play a line dancin' tune so we can show off our boot scootin' prowess. ;>

YeeHaw 10KI! Kick up your heels!

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Alas, Bearries have to get up early and fix breakfast.
Thank you kindly for the dance and the great hospitality. I'm sure many of the Texans will linger here a bit longer than us.
I leave you with lots of hugs and cookies for tomorrow. Thanks for having us!

The Collective of Wolf MacLeod
Thank you so much for the warm welcome and great party, Islanders! I had a great time! Enjoy the rest of the evening!

The Heavily Armed Commonwealth of XFracture fish tacos!

The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint
Thank you 10kI for the great time. I saw several of your regional leaders doing some pretty impressive stuff on the Tabernacle Dance Floor (no names *grin*). Y'all have a great night, we're heading back to Texas. Come on by Texas some time.

The Royal Kingdom of Lion Kindom
Nol'wan sandwiches have a large variety of ingredients. I usually opt for the cheaper standard, with a good cake for dessert, but it's your choice.

The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston
Adios Amigos! Thank you for your hospitality!

The United States of Grub
Thanks for visiting the 10000 Islands! It's good to see our friends from Texas who have been around since the beginning of the 10000 Islands.

Grub

The Royal Kingdom of Lion Kindom
Wow, that's a long time. Extra points for staying round so long!

The Always very tired GRO of Anime Daisuki
More or less from the beginning of NS. Also note NewTexas has been delegate for years and years. Compared to him, HockeyNutville's 80 something days is like a baby.

The Flower Girl of Ananke II
*waves to the Texas people*

Was really nice having you visiting.

The Texas Goddess Kitten of Sweet Furry Kittens
Farewell

NewTexas

Posted: Jul 21 2009, 07:11 AM

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QUOTE (Bearistotle and Hebert @ Jul 21 2009, 06:56 AM)

Come with us to Monkey Island today!

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Yay! Texas Two-Step Tuesdays! Yay!

Let's roll out Texas![marquee=right]

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NewTexas

Posted: Jul 23 2009, 12:16 PM

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The fourth region was Monkey Island!

Here is the transcript:

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The Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples
Also, as a head's up to Monkey Islanders, I just got word from a little birdie that we might have some visitors making a day trip in our direction tomorrow. If you have a chance, try to be around to welcome them and help them enjoy their short visit in Monkey Island!

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Greetings from your friends in Texas! We're bringing y'all breakfast as part of our Tuesday Two-Step Tour. Beer, BBQ and dancing will follow later today.
Right now, I've got a fresh pot of coffee, hot biscuits, ham, red eye gravy and grits, along with an assortment of lots of other great breakfast foods to start your morning off.
Who'd like a doughnut and a hug?�

The Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples
Mmmmm, ice cream and doughnuts and hugs? What more could a WA Delegate ask for this early in the morning?

The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint
Howdy Islanders!!!

The crew from Greenspoint is busy setting up the Texas Two-Step Tabernacle, the biggest tent full of dancing and partying fun this side of the Pecos! Dusty Rider and the Renegades will be playing all day for your Two-stepping pleasure and the Greenspoint Girls are ready to teach y'all the PROPER way to Two-step. Come on in and join the fun! The Shiner and Lone Star will be flowing soon as Jake and Randy get the bar set up.

*heads over to the buffet looking for breakfast*

The Holy Dampyr Vampire Hunters of Hunter D
*chirp, chirp*

Howdy Monkey Island! I am Vampire Hunter D, winner of multiple NS Treasure Hunts. I bring you genuine Texas bananas in all its myriad forms. For breakfast, there is Banana French Toast made with caramelized bananas stuffed inside a big ol' piece of Texas Toast, dredged in a creamy egg batch with brown sugar and cinnamon and fried to a light golden brown and topped with more caramelized bananas and lost of caramel sauce! There is a "hard" version for the older monkeys who sometimes call it Mother's Little Helper. It is guaranteed to get your attention and start the day with a bang!

*looks around for evidence of vampire activity*

The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens
*flies in to region and lands on Bears shoulder and looks at vampire hunter*

The Happy CatHouse of The Crazed Catgirls
Greetings and salutations. I'm Yunipuma, the head catgirl around these parts! Welcome to Monkey Island.

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert
Thanks for the welcome. I see the BBQ is fired up - come and get it, and there's lots of Shiner Bock on ice! Love the music, Dusty! Can you please play Texas Women?

The Holy Dampyr Vampire Hunters of Hunter D
*Left Hand eyes small obviously vampiric kitten and ponders...*

Texas Greetings Yunipuma! Looking good as usual!

For lunch, Bananas-on-a-Stick to roast on the BBQ! For a fun time, make a shish-ka-bob with marshmallows and bananas and have some graham crackers and chocolate bars ready to catch the hot gooey mass of BBQ goodness.

*sees catgirls and decides they are not a threat, wonders where monkeys are*�

The Collective of Wolf MacLeod
Howdy, Monkeys!
I've brought bandanas for y'all! They taste nothing like bananas, but are very festive!

The Kitten is with us, Dampyr. She won't be a problem.

The Returned Privateer Armada of F799
Greetings and Salutations residents of the fair Monkey Islands. We here aboard the Jolly Roger are pleased to sail into your fine region to bring you the liveliest bunch of pirates you've ever seen. Make sure ye get yerself out on the dancefloor. otherwise you be fair game for any pirate to grab and drag ye out dancing!
Enjoy!

The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens
*as evening falls and hunger pangs start, little fangs come out and the search for dinner is on*

The Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples
Oh, wow, I go to work, and everyone shows up to party in Monkey Island for today! Welcome, welcome to everyone who has traveled here to join us for the day. I wish I had been better able to attend all the festivities, but I'm going to sample all the delicacies right away!

If any of you are looking to add some new wildlife to your nations, my nation would be happy to share a breeding pair of long-haired flying treemice. (please note: they are not meant for eating as they don't have much of any meat on their bones)

Thanks again for including Monkey Island on your Texas Two Step Travels!

The Texas Tuesday 2-Step Tour of Bearistotle and Hebert Bearries
needs to head on back so they can fix breakfast for Texas. *Hands VK some blood sausages for supper*
Thank you so much for letting us visit. We're leaving you a truckload of Bluebell Ice Cream in assorted flavours! Enjoy!

Hugs for everyone!

The Victorious Airship Armada of Havensky
Sorry I'm a little late for the party - but never fear - I brought ice cream!

The Collective of Wolf MacLeod
Thanks for the welcome and party, Monkeys! I had a great time!
*follows the Bears back to Texas*

The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens
*grabs blood sausages and waves goodbye*

The Holy Dampyr Vampire Hunters of Hunter D
Seeing the diminutive vampires fly away, Hunter D proceeds to do a little jig that could only be described as the Texas Two-Step. Running low on banana recipes, Hunter D whips up a batch of Bananas Foster over the roaring BBQ pit. The flames from the rum kiss the sky and deftly-cast cinnamon ignites in a flurry of seeming fireflies as the flames hit it.

The day is done. Now it is time to hunt.

Farewell Monkey Island! It has been a pleasure! And Dr. Lizzy, thank you for the treemice. I am sure they will find our lands a hospitable place and will burgeon quickly.

*Two-Steps off into the night*

The Returned Privateer Armada of F799
Alas, I must bid you farewell. Thank thee Monkeys for a most festive enjoyable day.
First mate, cast off. . . . .�

Mousebumples
Thanks again to all the Texans who visited Monkey Island on Tuesday. It was great to have you all visiting among us - even if it was only for a short time.

And from the looks of the board here, the same delicious eats are readily available here in Texas on a regular basis. You're quite fortunate, you fabulous Texans.

Greenspoint	Posted: Jul 23 2009, 03:27 PM
Big Tex called me a "Goofball" :) Group: Cabinet Posts: 4,202 Member No.: 85 Joined: Jan 12 2004	rubs the back of his neck sheepishly I think we left the Two-Step Tabernacle set up on Monkey Island... I'd best go check it out when I get home from work.

Bearistotle and Hebert	Posted: Jul 24 2009, 08:18 AM
Troublemaker Group: Cabinet Posts: 2,291 Member No.: 697 Joined: Dec 4 2006	I'm sure they enjoyed it. Did you have a good time, Greenspoint? We'll help you take the tabernacle down later.

Bearistotle and Hebert	Posted: Jul 27 2009, 12:21 PM
Troublemaker Group: Cabinet Posts: 2,291 Member No.: 697 Joined: Dec 4 2006	Are we still going to Liberty Alliance tomorrow, BT? I hope so!

NewTexas	Posted: Jul 27 2009, 10:59 PM
Governor Group: Admin Posts: 11,029 Member No.: 1 Joined: Jun 8 2003	That is the plan ~~Stan~~ Bears! See you there!

Flowering Staplers	Posted: Jul 28 2009, 01:36 AM
Texas Ranger Group: Texas Friends Posts: 81 Member No.: 1,145 Joined: Jul 12 2009	I'm just making sure that everyone shall be on their best behaviour, you know what Fin is like!

NewTexas	Posted: Jul 28 2009, 06:12 AM
Governor Group: Admin Posts: 11,029 Member No.: 1 Joined: Jun 8 2003	And, for those who do not know Fin, he has been seen Riverdancing with Armadillos...

Flowering Staplers	Posted: Jul 28 2009, 09:06 AM
Texas Ranger Group: Texas Friends Posts: 81 Member No.: 1,145 Joined: Jul 12 2009	That's just a normal day in LA

United Survialists	Posted: Jul 28 2009, 06:45 PM
Whippersnapper Group: Members Posts: 6 Member No.: 1,150 Joined: Jul 26 2009	I showed up late the party but im there

NewTexas

Posted: Jul 29 2009, 03:37 PM

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The fifth region was Liberty Alliance!

Here is the transcript:

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Bearistotle and Hebert
Good Morning, Liberty Allianace!
Texas comes with breakfast to celebrate Texas Two Step Tuesday with you!
We have hot coffee, cold Coca- Cola and the best biscuits ever. We're whomping up a mess of grits, the bacon's frying and the ham is too! Come get a plateful of eggs and join us.
Free doughnuts, too! As well as bear hugs.
The rest of the crew will be along shortly and there'll be BBQ, Shiner Bock and dancin' before the day is through!

Finavarra
Yay for Texas! Great to have you here more will be coming I hope!

Welcome All!!! Now to breakfast

Fin

Sweet Furry Kittens
The Goddess of Texas has arrived....TA DA...yeah ok, well i'm here anyway and looking for the yogurt and granola, and lots of coffee.

Z Z Top
Howdy Liberty Alliance! Me and Dusty and Frank are are here to do a little Texas Two-Step Tuesday action! It is going to be a regular Party on the Patio! Frank brought a couple of Mexican Blackbirds in for the party; its a good thing he Just Got Paid Today! Its going to be a blast, Jesus Just Left Chicago and will be sittin in on the jam! Dusty tied one one and got Arrested For Driving While Blind, so its a good thing we got the Chevrolet in case we want to head on down to the Balinese.

We brought some grub too. The caterers will bring TV Dinners, Poke Chop Sandwiches, Brown Sugar and Thunderbird! The Burger Man will man the grill.

So, where all all the Legs and Tush? We are ready for a World of Swirl!

Let's Get the Party started, LaGrange-style!

Rumour sprendin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.

A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

-- Billy

Flowering staplers
Hello Texas. I hope you are all well, I love a good party, I bought a new dress especially for this

Breakfast? It's mid-afternoon where I am, maybe just my first tea, I do tend to eat like a hobbit

*brings out chocolate cake, with (naturally) chocolate fudge icing*

I don't want any of that left over; otherwise the residents of LA raid my office!

Greenspoint
Howdy!

We're here and the Texas Two-Step Tabernacle is up and ready for business. The boys from ZZ top will be playing alongside Dusty Rhodes and the Renegades for all your dancing pleasure, and the Greenspoint Girls are all perky and fresh this morning, ready to teach anyone how to dance a two-step. Jake and DL have the bar open and the Shiner and Lone Star are on tap.

*heads over to the breakfast buffet*

Shadowbat
too late FS, ive already raided your office and stolen teh cake =3

Flowering staplers
But there's one right here...

Shadowbat
no thats crack cocaine in cake form. Hey, who took a bite out of it?

Bearistotle and Hebert
*Passes the coffee pot, granola and yogurt to the kittens*
Oooh, chocolate cake - yum!
Care to dance, Fin?

Flowering staplers
I think he had a slice of cake...

Myrrphon
Howdy, LA! We're here, along with our famous winged horses. If you need a break from all the dancing and cake, hop on board, and we'll give you an aerial tour.

It's good to be here.

Shadowbat
oh dear. Lets all get high on SB's famous crackin' cookies!

Wolf MacLeod
Howdy, People of LA!
I have brought bandanas for everyone. They come in lots of pretty patterns and are most festive! Thanks for letting us come and throw a party!

Greenspoint
*whispers to Wolf* Like they coulda stopped us..

Flowering staplers
We wouldn't want to anyway; I know how much the Texans love a good party

Ohhhh winged horses!

Fiiiiiinnnn, can I have a winged horse?

Bearistotle and Hebert
Aren't they nice? *Feeds one a sugar cube*. Okay, who wants some BBQ? Shiner Bock? A dance?

Flowering staplers
I've now eaten more BBQ food than I think your supposed to eat...

Dance time

Bearistotle and Hebert
Is it possible to eat too much BBQ? Whoa - look 'em line dancing - y'all are GOOD!

Shadowbat
*dance's Texan style* YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!

Finavarra
Sorry I haven't been online that much today, I have been having some serious Internet problems!!!

so I have missed most of the fun but glad to see everyone is still partying on without me!

I would like to thank all the Texans for coming to our region, we are more than happy to see you all here to promote our bond of friendship!

I would also like to say that this is a particularly special visit for two reasons:
1) Just last week our Foreign Affairs Minister returned to us, Vilkatlakas! We are very glad to have him back and this unity between Texas and LA is partially due to him and his work! So I think this is well timed
2) Also recently, LA and Texas both took part in the liberation of Belgium which was an outstanding success! I feel this truly proves that these two regions share the same powerful goals and working together we can meet them.

....now that I have said my Prime Ministerial stuff that Prime Ministers are supposed to say.....

PARTAY! And I would like to introduce to you our entertainment for this evening:

FINAVARRA AND THE RIVERDANCING ARMADILLOS!

That is all!
Fin

United Survialists
howdy LA I hope im not to late to the party

Bearistotle and Hebert
No! Never too late, United Survialists! have a beer. Check out the dancing armadillos. I didn't even know armadillos were Irish! Way to go, Finavarra!

Bearries have to scurry back home and get ready for breakfast, but we're leaving a truckload of Bluebell ice cream in many, many flavours and hugs for everyone.
Thanks for having us, we had a great time. The rest of y'all, continue partying! Come home to Texas when you can or when the hosts start turning out the lights. :-D

United Survialists
will do, and don't worry I brought everyone some of my own home brew Whiskey for the party

Airship Armada
The Havensky Airship Armada is proud to present our fireworks spectacular for our friends in the Liberty Alliance! Enjoy!

Z Z Top
Y'all Rock Liberty Alliance!

That was the best cake we have ever eaten Shadowbat! Yours was good too Flowering Staplers, it just didn't quite make us Doubleback. We Heard it on the X that SB is on a list somewhere, he might just want to Breakaway or be Goin' Down to Mexico...

Liberty Alliance, we will leave y'all all your very own personal Pearl Necklace.

Salud!

;>
-- Dusty, Billy & Frank

Wolf MacLeod
I love fireworks! They're so shiny! Thank y'all again for the party, LA! I really enjoyed it!

Greenspoint
Well, folks, that's about all the fun I can stand for one Tuesday. It was a stone cold blast, my friends, thanks for having us over. All those two-stepping Liberty Alliancers sure wore out the Greenspoint Girls who were giving lessons in the Tabernacle. I think that's the first time Jake and DL have run out of Shiner, too!

*tips hat* Y'all sleep well.

Flowering staplers
Thank you Texas for the awesome party

Finavarra
Bye Texas thanks for the visit!

Fin

finavarra	Posted: Jul 30 2009, 06:13 AM
Texas Elite Group: Texas Friends Posts: 69 Member No.: 1,042 Joined: Nov 25 2008	Thanks Very Much Guys! I think a great day was had by all! We will have to repay the visit sometime soon! Fin

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