Bad Movies

name movies that suck, and looked like they could be good but were just really dissapointing.

-Eternal sunshine - boring, trying to be cool, stupid, emo, bad.
-Ju-on - this movie has to be a joke.
-Speed 2 - never saw it but it looks awful and it doesnt have keanu
-Jeepers creepers 2 - pffft
-bloodfeast 2 - worst acting, nose picking, boring as hell, leonard
-Class of nuke'em high 2 - horrible acting, stupid characters, low budget, fuckin stupid.
-Jason X - shitty, boring, not cool, but had some titties
-In fact, every jason movie sucks.
-the Grinch - shit
-Orange county - not funny, emo, the only funny part was ben stiller
-The Ring - not scary, and the entire movie is useless cause the end sucks and they don't explain anything.
-Freddy VS Jason - one of the biggest dissapointments ever
-Gigli - I thought it was gonne be good. i mean, affleck and j-lo, 'all star cast'
-The street fighter movie - remember that? it sucked.
-matrix revolutions - SCREAMS disspointment
-Tomb Raider - 2 boring boobless hours.

Enemy Mine - what was the deal with the mayonnaise?
Toxic Avenger 1 and 4 - How is this the same series as 2 and 3?
The Matrix - Take the red pill or the blue one.... which one is rat poison?
GWARCHIVE - This band just went downhill after the artistic pinnacle of It's Sleazy!
Team America - Why won't those Colorado-ian idiots just give up?
Unbreakable - Don't get me started on this one... it's disgusting.



no but honestly, I like a few of those movies you named, Lee. And this one is for real...

The Village - Personally, much more of a letdown than Matrix Revolutions. I won't go into it here, though. Although I already have.

The fast and the furious- just by watching this movie i became dumber
Daredevil- i DARE not to see any other movie where Ben Afleck Stars in(not funny)
Romeo must die- just like the guy who created this peice of shit
Ya ya sisterhood- too easy
The village- a very big dissapointment
The royal tenanbaums- Angelas Ashes is funnier than this movie
Seedpeople- i thought it was gonna be good, i mean come on
Halloween H20- it didnt even take place underwater
Scream- borig, cheesy, mediocore plot with endless stupidity i mean is this even supposed to be scary?
I know what you did last summer- the worst horror movie ever made
Mr deeds- the begining of adam sandlers bad movie brigade (any adam sandler movie before this was hilarious)


thats all that i can come up with now.

You Got Served - I went into the theater going "Man, this is gonna be the best 80 minutes of my life!!" but i left utterly dissappointed.

hahaha!

you are a pillow

constantine - dissapointing and full of cheese (cheeseiness)

i heard son of the mask kicks ass

The Grudge and Ring 2 were abominations.

i liked ring 1(japanese) and i didnt see ring 2, and the grudges ending just pissed me off

DONT see ring 2. awful.

DONT see ring 2. awful.

DONE

punk is dead

i cant believe i dissed eternal sunshine, that movie was fuckin brilliant. again, FUCK YOU old me.

anyway, i've seen quite the arsenal of new movies over the years and i have to say my list has been updated.

Twister - this movie ceased to intrigue.
Moulin Rouge - nicole kidman is too hot to not be naked. thats the kinda shit that causes people to rape, oh and not to mention it was just plain gay.
Easy Rider - 2 guys motorcycling around the country listening to mediocre music, running into slightly interesting situations, only to get randomly murdered in the end. yeah, snooooooorrreeee.
Spawn the Animated Movie - Not really anything funny about this, but have you guys seen this? It's over 2 hours long and its fuckin BULLSHIT. atleast its got a few cartoon titties here and there.
Spiderman 3 - Venom sucked my dick.
Hills have Eyes 2 - If I wanted to see mutants raping I'd watch Dane Cook live
Blades of Glory - simply pointless film
Chuck and Larry - Jessica Biel was bangin and there were a few quick laughs here and there. but other than that this was just plain dumb. adam sandler what happened to you?
The Mist - This was NOTHING like the smash hit PC game

2001 a space odyssey- just a bunch of monkeys jumping around yelling at each other followed by a bunch of spaceships floating around and not zapping everything, gay.

Clerks 1- wheres the color? any movie without color is bullshit

Clockwork orange- there were no clocks or oranges, i was expecting to be captivated by a riveting tale of a clock and an orange, obviously disappointed.

28 days later- Tea sippin limeys + zombies = ass