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Things FF Characters would NEVER say

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Maestro	Posted: Jun 15 2003, 07:24 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Things FF Characters would NEVER say.... I saw this in another forum and thought to put it here. I'll put their responses here to give you guys ideas. Barret: Hi Friends! I made cookies! Aeris: Hey, lets hop in bed Big Bro (FF9, moogle from Q's Marsh): STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS! Yuffie: Don't worry, here have my materia. Sephiroth: I love you Aeris ZELL: i am not hungry. Tidus: "For the first i did not pee my pants yiippppiii!!!" Squall: im not self insecure at all! come on selphie lets get stoned! Ifrit: I would never burn anything, I it was an electrecle fire Zidane: Ewww....Girls! I'll get cooties! yuna: "that thong looks nice on you, rikku." rikku: Wakes up and sees wakka :Ooh Wakka whats that thing? Cid: Any sentance with out **, , or **. Vivi: "...Cure! ...Holy! ....Awww" Barret: Who gives a s* about the planet!? Zell: After 5 hours waiting in the cafeteria and founding out that all of the hot-dogs are sold out.... "That's ok, I'll just go somewhere else to buy some goodies." Jecht: Hey Tidus, I LOVE YOU MAN! Yuna: Ah f*k pilgrimage, its too hard and i already broke a nail, see. Dagger: What do mean i have to share my Weapons!?! Dagger: After finding out who she was: YEAH..I knew i couldn't be a doughter of that Big Fat Cow of a Queen. Cait Sith: I need to go to the toilet! Kimahri: I like parties! Matter of fact, I like beer too! selphie: "im happy because im on speed." sephiroth to cloud:I AM INVINCIBLE!wait?you beat ruby weapon?nuts!walks away* shiva:brrrr!its cold! squall:woo!i like trains!selphie:whatever.. ultimecia, before the last fight:lets peacefully end our disagreement over some cookies and milk sephiroth:violence is not the answer.stay in shcool kids! cloud, looking at a picture of zack who he thinks is him:i'm a super saiyan? palmer:hey, i lost 30 pounds! seifer to cid:im sorry for disobeying the rules and it wont happen again bugenhagen:i think ill dress up in a red suit and deliver toys to all the kids in the world.(he always says ho ho hooooooo) cid:i've decided...to quit smoking kuja:maybe ill take one of my anger management courses zidane:i'm a saiyan! amarant:im gonna cut my hair and dye it blonde. cloud:yuffie is ssooooooooooo hot!!! barret: f*k this rebel nuts!i'm joining shinra!!!! Yuna (X-2): looking at the screen* "Nomura ... why'd you have to make I disagree look so big!" Kuja: I'm gonna go put some pants on Squall: Hey Quistis, wanna put that whip to good use? Hojo: Im gonna make a luv-monster, that will plant flowers all over the world! Kuja:I think i will stop dressing like a woman Amarant:I love kids they make me feel happy Kefka: "Anyone have any make-up remover?" Lulu: "Come on, cheer up! Let's see that big smile of yours!" X-Death: "Hello. I am X-Death. Would you like some fresh-baked muffins? The secret ingredient is CARE!" Kefka: "I don't have time to destroy the world now, Happy Days is on!" Rinoa: Hey Irvine, doing anything tonight? We can go to my place and sit in the hot-tub, wanna come? Irvine (responding): No, silly Rinoa, I have an exam tomorrow! Every FF character: "I gotta poo...." Wakka: Why did I get stuck with a @%$#! basketball as a weapon!!! Cloud: Screw you Tifa! I love Jenova. Yuna (X-2): Why are we looking for Tidus again? With and outfit like this, I can do better then that sissy! Kuja thinking in his hideout: I wonder what Freya is doing tonight? Lulu in battle: ICE ATTA... AH! I broke a nail..... Auron: Soups on! Come and get it while it's hot! cloud:aeris is dead?who gives a fuckin shT! locke:celes is a little self-centered btch!!! aeris:you know what cloud, fck you.im joinin up with sephiroth!black magic is waaaaaay sexier than white anyway boco the chocobo:kupo! squall to rinoa:id never cheat on you!thinking to himselfunless i can get my hands on one of those ffx-2 chicks* zidane:i got ho's in different area codes cid:only morons pilot barret, in a protest line:down with gun violence! yuffie:theives are the lowest form of life on the planet. squall:today i am SO happy!!!!!!!!!!!! tidus to jecht:a happy fathers day to the BEST dad in the whole wide world!!!!!!!!!! Cloud to Aeris: Owww but I want to go out with sephiroth!!! Cloud: Say - should I wear the red dress or the blue one??? Squall to Seifer: Oh I love you man!!! Auron: Will you marry me Lulu?? Lulu to Wakka: Chappu meant nothing to me!!! Yuna: STOP THE FIGHT!!! I gotta do my nails!! Now's your turn to add more!!! -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Samurai Goku	Posted: Jun 16 2003, 02:40 AM
Al Bhed Maynhan Group: Moderator Posts: 164 Member No.: 18 Joined: 31-May 03	Steiner: thats not allowed...sniggers but it would be alot of fun...lets do it Yuna: Wakka dont take that st from the goers, fk them a**holes -------------------- Es uhmo y meddma faent...

Maestro	Posted: Jun 16 2003, 11:25 AM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Auron: can I have a lollypop?? -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Samurai Goku	Posted: Jun 16 2003, 11:28 AM
Al Bhed Maynhan Group: Moderator Posts: 164 Member No.: 18 Joined: 31-May 03	Kimahri to Tidus: next time yuna comes out of the chamber and goes to fall ill leave her....it would be well funny what! -------------------- Es uhmo y meddma faent...

Maestro	Posted: Jun 16 2003, 11:34 AM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Kimahri: I like it when Tidus gives me a rub behind the ears.... -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Prue	Posted: Jun 17 2003, 02:40 PM
Charmed One Group: Technical Support Posts: 1,782 Member No.: 2 Joined: 31-January 03	Lulu: "Not without my moogle!" Prue -------------------- Prue: "Yeah, well, it comes in, uh, handy with my line of work." Charmed Talk Galadriel Elf Queen 1700th post on 23rd November 2005

Maestro	Posted: Jun 17 2003, 06:17 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Tidus: You know what??? I dont want to go to Zanerkand anymore. I want to join the Crusaders!!! wakka:blitzball is just a big waste of time.how about something more fundamental, like chess! Rikku: Everyone!! Back to my place!!! Any FF charecter above FF4: I'm making Roast Chocobo. Want some??? Moogles talking without kupo. auron, after a bit too much vodka:pour me another lil drinkie and ill show you my famous moonwalk -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Prue	Posted: Jun 20 2003, 11:03 AM
Charmed One Group: Technical Support Posts: 1,782 Member No.: 2 Joined: 31-January 03	Barret:"I'm gonna join the army" Prue -------------------- Prue: "Yeah, well, it comes in, uh, handy with my line of work." Charmed Talk Galadriel Elf Queen 1700th post on 23rd November 2005

Maestro	Posted: Jun 20 2003, 07:16 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Eiko: Who cares about Zidane and his monkey tail - I want to date Stiener!!!! -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Prue	Posted: Jun 22 2003, 01:46 PM
Charmed One Group: Technical Support Posts: 1,782 Member No.: 2 Joined: 31-January 03	Aeris: "I love you Barret!" Prue -------------------- Prue: "Yeah, well, it comes in, uh, handy with my line of work." Charmed Talk Galadriel Elf Queen 1700th post on 23rd November 2005

Maestro	Posted: Jul 14 2003, 08:47 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Steiner: This armour is too rusty - I'm gonna buy a shiney new suit that everyone will be ENVIOUS of!!!! -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Prue	Posted: Jul 19 2003, 03:19 PM
Charmed One Group: Technical Support Posts: 1,782 Member No.: 2 Joined: 31-January 03	Lulu: "I need a new outfit. Anyone want to come shopping with me?" Prue -------------------- Prue: "Yeah, well, it comes in, uh, handy with my line of work." Charmed Talk Galadriel Elf Queen 1700th post on 23rd November 2005

Maestro	Posted: Aug 3 2003, 08:27 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Barret: Who cares about having a gun for an arm?? I'm gonna get a can-opener arm!!! -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Prue	Posted: Aug 4 2003, 11:28 AM
Charmed One Group: Technical Support Posts: 1,782 Member No.: 2 Joined: 31-January 03	Aeris: "I don't know about you, but I am going to go for a holiday somewhere nice!!!" Prue -------------------- Prue: "Yeah, well, it comes in, uh, handy with my line of work." Charmed Talk Galadriel Elf Queen 1700th post on 23rd November 2005

shelly	Posted: Aug 26 2003, 02:31 PM
Al Bhed Cbaygan Group: Members Posts: 325 Member No.: 7 Joined: 15-March 03	Roast chocobo..... I don't think so. (Chocobo fan talking) Oaka (FFX): Here, have all these items for free... no seriously! Seymore (FFX): Becoming Sin's too much like hard work. I think I'll go play catch with the Ronso's. Ronso: Gagazet too cold. Me move to Besaid. Stuff strong mountain. -------------------- Ryja vih yht cdyo csemehk!!! (Have fun and stay smiling!!!)

Maestro	Posted: Aug 31 2003, 08:34 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I forgot all about the ronso!! good ones shelly!!!!! Edgar (from FF6) : Stuff south Figaro - I don't want to be their king anymore. I'm going to be like Sabin and run free!!!!! -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

MeHuL	Posted: Sep 1 2003, 12:25 PM
Al Bhed Typpman Group: Members Posts: 54 Member No.: 8 Joined: 23-March 03	Followers of Yevon: Hey look, forbidden Machina. Let's use it. Rikku: Machina is evil -------------------- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Maestro	Posted: Sep 1 2003, 06:37 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Sabin: Kelfka's my new best friend!!! -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Prue	Posted: Sep 4 2003, 12:37 PM
Charmed One Group: Technical Support Posts: 1,782 Member No.: 2 Joined: 31-January 03	Quistis: "Where did everybody go?" Prue -------------------- Prue: "Yeah, well, it comes in, uh, handy with my line of work." Charmed Talk Galadriel Elf Queen 1700th post on 23rd November 2005

Maestro	Posted: Sep 4 2003, 02:49 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	A chocobo who can talk without saying "Wark" -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

horsegal	Posted: Sep 5 2003, 05:42 PM
Al Bhed Cbaygan Group: Moderator Posts: 318 Member No.: 16 Joined: 7-May 03	And all at the same time every one says: 'what the hells going on here.............. help help where all stuck here, help me help me ahhhhhhhhh i'm stuck, i'm stuck ahhhhhhhhh' -------------------- Honk if you are cute, rich and love horses

Maestro	Posted: Sep 6 2003, 12:36 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Umm, close enough!! Remind me to let you use the games when you are at my place next..... Locke: You are right - I am a theif. I am not a Treasure Hunter. -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Omega	Posted: Feb 4 2004, 08:47 AM
Al Bhed Pakehhan Group: Members Posts: 12 Member No.: 99 Joined: 4-February 04	Rikku in ffx-2- hey Yuna, do you want to have sex, you just turn me on in them clothes, i know i turn you on with my clothes or maybe she would say something like this lol

Maestro	Posted: Feb 4 2004, 11:41 AM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Ok - so we all know what you are thinking of right know and that's having some fun with your girlfriend. And I'll give you points for comming up with something they wouldn't say. -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Omega

Posted: Feb 4 2004, 11:46 AM

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QUOTE (Maestro @ Feb 4 2004, 11:41 AM)

Ok - so we all know what you are thinking of right know and that's having some fun with your girlfriend.

And I'll give you points for comming up with something they wouldn't say.

lol, why do you say that lol

Maestro	Posted: Feb 18 2004, 01:44 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	hey - that would be a number of guys fantasy wouldn't it?? Ok here's another group... Zidane:- You know what? I am sick of this tail........ I'm gonna go get it removed today. Irvine:- I don't care about women, I really fancy Zell. -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

JadeDraganic	Posted: Feb 20 2004, 12:20 PM
Al Bhed Pakehhan Group: Members Posts: 23 Member No.: 95 Joined: 31-January 04	I know you are not going to believe me on this but I only want to be with the one I love and Guard. Tidus: Get the F*** away from me Yuna! Auron: Every thing can be fixed with a hug and a kiss. -------------------- Vekdan vun Rekran

Tidus	Posted: Feb 23 2004, 11:26 AM
Al Bhed Hujela Group: Members Posts: 1 Member No.: 117 Joined: 23-February 04	Anyone in FFCC: "What is up with the graphics on me? Forget this im moving to FFX! I wanna look good!"

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Posted: Feb 26 2004, 01:37 PM

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Tifa: Cloud? Cloud who? Never heard of him.

Rikku: Yay! The summoner dies!!

Cid: Are you crazy?! I cant fly THIS thing!!

Cactuar: I will stay and fight!!

Squall: d**n you Seifer!! You made me mess up my pretty hair!!

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What I do, I do with no regrets... ~~Yuna

Maestro	Posted: Mar 1 2004, 10:00 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Seifer: you know what? You are right about me. I'm gonna try being good from now on. anyone in ff9: Say, Vivi looks just like a jawa from star wars. anyone from FF9: never mind a pig flying backward - that hippo can talk and is setting up a stall in alaxandria!!! -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Kelala-Chan	Posted: Mar 15 2004, 06:56 AM
The Schizophrenic Master Of Annoyance Group: Members Posts: 119 Member No.: 121 Joined: 2-March 04	vincent: man does it feel good to swim in the ocean..... steiner: ::whispers to zidane:: dagger is naked in that room over there zidane: forget her, i want you. lulu: i wonder if my baby will look good in a skirt of belts too.... -------------------- You are Zell! Hyperactive much? Caffeine and you should stay far from each other. You might be a little shy with the opposite sex, but in big groups you're extremely outspoken. Your emotions run strong, and though you might try to hide them, you seldom succeed.

Maestro	Posted: Mar 16 2004, 09:13 AM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	Yuna: No more travel for me - I'm staying in besaid. -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Kelala-Chan	Posted: Mar 16 2004, 10:12 AM
The Schizophrenic Master Of Annoyance Group: Members Posts: 119 Member No.: 121 Joined: 2-March 04	wakka: GOD RIKKU IS HOT! -------------------- You are Zell! Hyperactive much? Caffeine and you should stay far from each other. You might be a little shy with the opposite sex, but in big groups you're extremely outspoken. Your emotions run strong, and though you might try to hide them, you seldom succeed.

Richie	Posted: Mar 16 2004, 11:56 AM
Al Bhed Pakehhan Group: Moderator Posts: 39 Member No.: 96 Joined: 31-January 04	YUNA: d**n, Jecht looks better than Tidus.. Maybe I should give Jecht a try.

Tidus	Posted: Mar 16 2004, 11:09 PM
The One and Only Group: Super Moderator Posts: 1,081 Member No.: 125 Joined: 8-March 04	HAHA, all of that was funny, yea, and we all know what omega was going to say, didnt we........ -------------------- 500 POST ON: Oct 14 2004 @ 07:38 PM 1,000 POST ON: Jan 17 2005 @ 05:41 PM

Kelala-Chan	Posted: Mar 17 2004, 07:07 AM
The Schizophrenic Master Of Annoyance Group: Members Posts: 119 Member No.: 121 Joined: 2-March 04	Dagger: zidane, i always wanted to tell you this... Zidane: yes? ::eyes get big:: Dagger: me and steiner got married. This post has been edited by Kelala-Chan on Mar 17 2004, 07:07 AM -------------------- You are Zell! Hyperactive much? Caffeine and you should stay far from each other. You might be a little shy with the opposite sex, but in big groups you're extremely outspoken. Your emotions run strong, and though you might try to hide them, you seldom succeed.

Maestro	Posted: Mar 22 2004, 11:47 AM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	LOL that's good!!! Vivi:- I love you Zidane - you are my mentor. -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

Cyvvnuh	Posted: Jun 12 2004, 03:37 PM
Al Bhed Typpman Group: Members Posts: 90 Member No.: 146 Joined: 10-April 04	Kimahri, campsite before Zanarkand: Alright! Weenie roast! Lulu: I'm sick of holding ***ing stuffed animals. Tidus, gimme Caladbolg. Tidus: Only if I can have Onion Knight. Squishy..... Lulu: Uh, Tidus, that's NOT the Onion Knight.... Tidus: grin I know... Wakka: WAAAAHHHHH!!!! Tidus: What is it? Wakka: RIKKU DUMPED MEEE!!!!! Sob Wakka: More than five sentences without "ya." Gatta: No! Don't put me on the front lines! Blood makes me queasy! -------------------- You're only living when you make everyone else either confused, mad or scared... Spread the SMURFAPHOBIA!!!

SIN	Posted: Jun 16 2004, 07:08 PM
Al Bhed Typpman Group: Members Posts: 89 Member No.: 92 Joined: 23-January 04	Hey maestro the ones in the made me luah so much that i cried oh and here's a quote. yuna:oh shut your mouth i can't stand your crap!(says it to wakka)

Maestro	Posted: Aug 18 2004, 12:42 PM
Al Bhed Master Group: Admin Posts: 2,682 Member No.: 1 Joined: 30-January 03	leblanc say anything without it ending in loves. Brother: Never mind yuna..... I want Paine!!! -------------------- Say... Is that edible?? phantasyrpg 1000th post on Sep 4 2003, 02:51 PM 2000th post on Jan 4 2005, 12:22 PM

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